(S15) - PT3 - Namesake

[slothfacekilla]

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200 Words: Written Option: I’m going out on a limb with this one so here it goes. There is another person in this world that shares your name. Some super random ordinary guy. Like how would it feel to be a 50 year-old postman named Tom Brady. Describe your namesake's day to day life, job, and/or how he feels to share a name with an NSFL or DSFL superstar.

I have to say that I was absolutely shocked when I heard that someone else in the world was named Johnny Slothface. The Johnny part I get, but Slothface? I have never met anybody outside of my family with the same last name as me, let alone my full name. So I figured I would do some Googling of this other mystical Johnny Slothface, and this is what I found out.

Apparently he works in some boring office all day, seems like quite a bummer. This Slothface is some sort of lawyer it seems like? I don't entirely know because his life just seems so freaking boring compared to mine when I looked into him. He does some work in television... or film... or both? I don't know. I guess that is kind of cool, but he isn't playing football for a living so it really can't be that cool. It looks like he is married and has no kids, a couple pets I guess? Kind of a sad life when his social media is all just pictures of his dog.

Maybe this guy is a long lost relative of mine? He doesn't really look like it though, he is just some skinny dweeb. I thought about reaching out to him, but I figured what is the point? He will probably be insanely jealous of my life and I don't want to do that to him when his life already seems so wack.

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