If you have been keeping up with the news of the failed opening pitch at last week’s baseball game, well hit mainstream media. Jack Rambo’s name was spread everywhere. Not only was this bad for Jack, but it was also especially bad for Jack. Jack Rambo from California that is. This man has lived in peace for 39 and a half years until that day. His daily life has been completely different. It starts at the coffee shop. He hands the cashier his credit card who got a peak of the name. “HA wait you have the same of that guy on sportscenter” said out loud to the whole place. Everyone turns and cracks a big smile. He then makes his way to his 9-5 job at the apple store. With his nametag in view the comments keep coming. “Wait what are you doing working? I figured you would be practicing pitching to make up for that mess last week” said the 12 year old kid with braces. He begins to question why people think this joke is so funny to others, but he continues to brush it off time after time. Driving home he hears the radio hosts talking about it only feeding the flashbacks to that 12 year old kid. Its in his head now. He gets home. Ready to relax with his girlfriend of 6 months now. There is a message on the counter. It reads “I can’t do this anymore. Your name is an embarrassment. Its over”. It was from that day forward Jack from California legally became Bill Rambo.
This got deep sheesh
This got deep sheesh