(S15) - PT3 - Namesake

[dizzyDC]

Chase Jensen is an accountant in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. To be completely honest, he doesn’t even watch football so when people come up to him and make jokes about his name being the same as that of DSFL Tight End, Chase Jensen, he just gets really confused and agitated and turns to the comfort of his calculator to calm his nerves. Every single day, Chase Jensen gets up and goes to work, puts in his 9 to 5 then goes home to a microwave dinner and his cat named Chester where he talks to him about the trials and tribulations of the accounting world. On the weekends, however, Chase Jensen likes to get wild and I mean really wild. First he stops by the comics shop where he peruses but never buys because he only buys those that will have a good return on investment some day. Then he goes to the park where he feeds ducks chunks of Oklahoma Cities finest white bread. Finally, he ends the day by doing a shit load of cocaine raving for the next 12 hours straight. So basically, he lives a pretty ordinary and mundane life and still doesn’t know anything about his professional football playing counterpart down in Palm Beach. Crazy how life works.