(S15) - PT4 - Gaming

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Cooter Bigsby doesn't play video games. But he does appreciate some more old fashioned games to help him unwind and relax, especially in the offseason. Cooter really enjoys playing dynamite fishing with his friends. It's easy, throw a stick on dynamite into the pond, count how many fish surface, whoever loses has to drink beers equal to how many fish he lost by. It really benefits you to go first in this game. Other than that Cooter really likes to do some drag racing with his buddies. They all work on their cars a lot but Cooter's is one fast fucking machine. It's a Chevy S10 with a twin turbo Grand National V6 motor in it. But they don't go to the track, that's no fun. Instead they prefer to do it old fashioned street race style. Another game is golf. Cooter doesn't play golf though, that shit sucks, but it is a game. Uhhh, let's see....how about the "I slept with your sister last night" game? Is that a game? It is to Cooter. The problem is that nobody ever wins that game, except for the child support attorneys, they win. Every damn time. No wonder Cooter is broke all the time.