1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
In an affair that could only be matched by the real-world stomping of the 2013 Denver Broncos, the S15 Ultimus was a one-sided match-up decided handily by a score of 49-0, with the win going to the Baltimore Hawks. The game started poorly for the SaberCats, going three-and-out on their first possession. The Hawks followed that up with a five minute scoring drive, a sneak preview as to what they had in store for San Jose the rest of the game. The SaberCats briefly regained some hope, stringing together a couple first downs after a nice return from Kazimir Oles, but ultimately that series led to a punt. The SaberCats would go on to punt six more times this game, having one of them blocked. Special teams and defense shone through for the Hawks: to go along with their punt block they were able to secure a safety late in the second quarter to firmly put the game in their control. In total, the Hawks would convert for 23 first downs, compared to San Jose's 9, output almost twice as many total yards and three times as many passing yards as the SaberCats, and controlled the clock for nearly fifty percent longer than their opponents. Overall, a truly spectacular performance from the Hawks, more so than a dismal one by the SaberCats, and Baltimore was able to walk away as S15 champions.
3) All about the QBs
Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
I was very excited for what was supposed to be a showcase of premier quarterbacking talents in this year's Ultimus, as Childish Gambino of the Baltimore Hawks and Joliet L. Christ of the San Jose SaberCats were set to square off. Instead, only the Great Gambino made his presence known, as Mr. Christ was pummelled by an onslaught of Hawks defenders from the very first whistle. While Christ was running for his life, Childish Gambino was completing a cool 56% of his passes, which, while not amazing in it's own right, netted 421 yards and 5 TDs, good for 15 yards per pass and a TD nearly every 10 attempts. Gambino nearly tripled Christ's overall rating, putting up a healthy 117.2 compared to a 48.9 stinker by his counterpart. To be honest, it was one of the worst performances of Christ's season, who was third overall on the season in yards and completion percentage, but pretty typical for Gambino, who was the season leader in both categories. And while normally it is a reliable part of Christ's game, even the ground game was stagnant for the San Jose slinger, putting up a meager 30 yards on 7 attempts. Such disparity between passing giants who are so highly touted before the match might not be seen again for a very long time.
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
Man, we were so close. I wasn't officially on the team, but only being a victory away from seeing the SaberCat green hoisted in the air one more time, it's a disappointing feeling. I can only hope that when I step on the field for the first time in the NSFL in S16, I make my impact felt to its fullest extent. We are going to be losing one of the great NSFL wide receivers in Kazimir Oles, so there is a big void to fill, but the way San Jose has drafted these past couple seasons should more than make up for the target share lost. Joliet L. Christ is coming into his prime, entering his sixth season as a pro, and just in time for me to make the impact I need to. A balanced distribution, coupled with a strong run game from both the halfback and quarterback positions, and topped with one of the best defenses in the league, that is a recipe for success. Baltimore has some moves to make if it wants to draft a class this year, already being at maximum cap, and that might limit their ability to go the distance this year. They are the only team that could stop us, and the S15 Ultimus is not indicative of the results of a rematch in the S16 Ultimus.
10) Rivalries
Written: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
I really can't say enough bad things about the Portland Pythons. Where do I even start? Their city stinks, their players are obnoxious, and the only thing worse than those two is their play on their field. But wait, Norfolk didn't make the playoffs and the Pythons did, clearly that means they are better? Absolutely not. In week 13, with tiebreakers being set and matchups being drawn, the cowardly snakes rolled over for the Kansas City Coyotes, just so they wouldn't have to face a humiliating round 1 loss to their most hated rivals. How pathetic do you have to be to willfully lose to an inferior team so that you can take home a participation trophy in round 1, only to get absolutely dismantled in the next round? Portland pathetic, that's how pathetic. I could live a hundred years without the Pythons making the DSFL playoffs again, and honestly the world would probably rebound out of whatever funk it's in right now. Poverty? Gone. Housing? Sheltered. Hunger and thirst? Satisfied and sated. Instead, Portland continues to push it's atrociousness on the world, deteriorating the overall living quality, and bringing sadness to millions of children every day. Great freakin job. About the only thing that isn't absolutely trash about them is their color scheme. Black and gold looks fantastic.
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
In an affair that could only be matched by the real-world stomping of the 2013 Denver Broncos, the S15 Ultimus was a one-sided match-up decided handily by a score of 49-0, with the win going to the Baltimore Hawks. The game started poorly for the SaberCats, going three-and-out on their first possession. The Hawks followed that up with a five minute scoring drive, a sneak preview as to what they had in store for San Jose the rest of the game. The SaberCats briefly regained some hope, stringing together a couple first downs after a nice return from Kazimir Oles, but ultimately that series led to a punt. The SaberCats would go on to punt six more times this game, having one of them blocked. Special teams and defense shone through for the Hawks: to go along with their punt block they were able to secure a safety late in the second quarter to firmly put the game in their control. In total, the Hawks would convert for 23 first downs, compared to San Jose's 9, output almost twice as many total yards and three times as many passing yards as the SaberCats, and controlled the clock for nearly fifty percent longer than their opponents. Overall, a truly spectacular performance from the Hawks, more so than a dismal one by the SaberCats, and Baltimore was able to walk away as S15 champions.
3) All about the QBs
Written: Write 200 words on one of the QB matchups in this year's playoffs. What are you most excited to see (Or excited to have seen), who will play better (Or who played better), etc.
I was very excited for what was supposed to be a showcase of premier quarterbacking talents in this year's Ultimus, as Childish Gambino of the Baltimore Hawks and Joliet L. Christ of the San Jose SaberCats were set to square off. Instead, only the Great Gambino made his presence known, as Mr. Christ was pummelled by an onslaught of Hawks defenders from the very first whistle. While Christ was running for his life, Childish Gambino was completing a cool 56% of his passes, which, while not amazing in it's own right, netted 421 yards and 5 TDs, good for 15 yards per pass and a TD nearly every 10 attempts. Gambino nearly tripled Christ's overall rating, putting up a healthy 117.2 compared to a 48.9 stinker by his counterpart. To be honest, it was one of the worst performances of Christ's season, who was third overall on the season in yards and completion percentage, but pretty typical for Gambino, who was the season leader in both categories. And while normally it is a reliable part of Christ's game, even the ground game was stagnant for the San Jose slinger, putting up a meager 30 yards on 7 attempts. Such disparity between passing giants who are so highly touted before the match might not be seen again for a very long time.
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
Man, we were so close. I wasn't officially on the team, but only being a victory away from seeing the SaberCat green hoisted in the air one more time, it's a disappointing feeling. I can only hope that when I step on the field for the first time in the NSFL in S16, I make my impact felt to its fullest extent. We are going to be losing one of the great NSFL wide receivers in Kazimir Oles, so there is a big void to fill, but the way San Jose has drafted these past couple seasons should more than make up for the target share lost. Joliet L. Christ is coming into his prime, entering his sixth season as a pro, and just in time for me to make the impact I need to. A balanced distribution, coupled with a strong run game from both the halfback and quarterback positions, and topped with one of the best defenses in the league, that is a recipe for success. Baltimore has some moves to make if it wants to draft a class this year, already being at maximum cap, and that might limit their ability to go the distance this year. They are the only team that could stop us, and the S15 Ultimus is not indicative of the results of a rematch in the S16 Ultimus.
10) Rivalries
Written: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
I really can't say enough bad things about the Portland Pythons. Where do I even start? Their city stinks, their players are obnoxious, and the only thing worse than those two is their play on their field. But wait, Norfolk didn't make the playoffs and the Pythons did, clearly that means they are better? Absolutely not. In week 13, with tiebreakers being set and matchups being drawn, the cowardly snakes rolled over for the Kansas City Coyotes, just so they wouldn't have to face a humiliating round 1 loss to their most hated rivals. How pathetic do you have to be to willfully lose to an inferior team so that you can take home a participation trophy in round 1, only to get absolutely dismantled in the next round? Portland pathetic, that's how pathetic. I could live a hundred years without the Pythons making the DSFL playoffs again, and honestly the world would probably rebound out of whatever funk it's in right now. Poverty? Gone. Housing? Sheltered. Hunger and thirst? Satisfied and sated. Instead, Portland continues to push it's atrociousness on the world, deteriorating the overall living quality, and bringing sadness to millions of children every day. Great freakin job. About the only thing that isn't absolutely trash about them is their color scheme. Black and gold looks fantastic.
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