1) Playoff Predictions
Tonight I would like to predict the result of The Sabercats hosting the otters. Both offenses look stacked with guys like, Showbiz, Christ, Oles, Crush, Reed, and, Davenport leading the way.
San Jose is coming into this game with a 11-3 record, while Orange County is coming in with a 8-6 record, outlasting Arizona to make playoffs. The young guns on this team are leading the way on both teams, with the S15 Draft providing Apollo Reed to the otters and Cameron Olsen to the Sabercats, both were productive on their first year in the big time. Now let us get into the LeafSIM to see how this match up is going. At the end of the first quarter, we are tied up at 10, what changes will be made as we progress into the 2nd quarter? It appears that San Jose's defensive war machine has awakened, forcing Showbiz to throw two interceptions, and one that was returned 34 yards for a touchdown! It is now 24-13 Sabercats at the half. Well after 4 quarters, the score changed, but not in the otters favor, The Sabercats repeat as ASFC champions by a final score of
31-19 
, That's all folks.
(204 Words)
2) Underdog
We move over to the DSFL, where we look at the Portland Pythons hosting the Kansas City Coyotes in the Snake Pit (Leaf's 87 yard TD happened here). We are looking at the underdog 'yotes and why I think they'll upset the pythons. First, let's take a look at their QB, Rose Jenkins. She hasn't had the season everyone expected she would, but the 'yotes shocked everyone by making the playoffs, so the sim can do crazy things. Despite having a negative touchdown to interception ratio, I think she'll have at least 300 passing yards and two touchdowns, and zero interceptions. We move over into the Defense, and we find linebacker Lightsout Lewis. Lewis truly is a stud on the backfield, racking up sacks each and every game. He is truly better than some youngsters currently in the big time right now! Moving on to the game, I think Franklin Armstrong will have less than two hundred and fifty yard passing, and will be intercepted at least once, as the coyotes take the game 24-21. But Mr.Leaf, how did the game go? Shut up critics, i'll explain, Turnovers, turnovers, and more turnovers, it's not shocking that this game is a defensive battle till the end.
(205 Words)
7) Next year
Season 15, was not the year the Yellowknife Wraiths wanted, although landing an impact draft class, they made an impact a little too late, missing out on the playoffs with an 7-7 record. Next year, the expansion draft strikes everyone like a snap of the infinity gauntlet. Yellowknife takes very little damage despite losing Dick Wizardry to the Copperheads, as the defense and the offense take shape. The defense has guys like Alexander, Snuggles, Selich, and of course, your boi, LEAF, we are gonna pick you off, and return it 87 yards for days, and sack your quarterback until they're burnt like your 4th of July hamburgers. Our offence is cooking something spicy, introducing The Cooter Special with Marshall cheese and of course Canton's world famous ketchup, and Swifty buns.
We're gonna make it to the playoffs with an 10-4 record, then defeat philly by a final score of 41-13 and embarrass Falconi like a father talking to his daughter's boy friend. Then, the day has come, Ultimus XVI, Wraiths vs Outlaws, at the burial grounds, it will be remembered when leaf scores an 69 yard fumble recovery touchdown when Reese drops it like he had a bar of soap in his hands.
(205 Words)
17) Robbed
Ugh, we barely missed on playoffs because the sim decided to make Baltimore trip against philly.
So, we barely lost to very good San Jose and Orange County teams, but Yellowknife hates the sim because of Baltimore deciding to throw against philly. I really want to get salty on this but i hope that philly chokes in the playoffs this year, even though we embarrass the lib's at home by a decent margin, but that's still not good enough, I just can't seem to get enough. The problem with our current simulation is that it gives stupid penalties, like why would you give cooter a holding penalty? And why is not Pass Deflections not recognized as an official stat??? Get your crap together sim, even though Canton has it "Under Control" when he really does not, I'm coming in on my Lamborghini, and i'm coming for your record Dan Miller, The New Stud D.T has arrived. Watch out philly your bell about to strike midnight on your ultimus window link Cinderella's slipper, back to the pumpkin and mice of a rebuild. Good luck making it back, because the sim won't let yourself into it again. Peace out Players.
(201 Words)
Tonight I would like to predict the result of The Sabercats hosting the otters. Both offenses look stacked with guys like, Showbiz, Christ, Oles, Crush, Reed, and, Davenport leading the way.
San Jose is coming into this game with a 11-3 record, while Orange County is coming in with a 8-6 record, outlasting Arizona to make playoffs. The young guns on this team are leading the way on both teams, with the S15 Draft providing Apollo Reed to the otters and Cameron Olsen to the Sabercats, both were productive on their first year in the big time. Now let us get into the LeafSIM to see how this match up is going. At the end of the first quarter, we are tied up at 10, what changes will be made as we progress into the 2nd quarter? It appears that San Jose's defensive war machine has awakened, forcing Showbiz to throw two interceptions, and one that was returned 34 yards for a touchdown! It is now 24-13 Sabercats at the half. Well after 4 quarters, the score changed, but not in the otters favor, The Sabercats repeat as ASFC champions by a final score of
31-19 , That's all folks.(204 Words)
2) Underdog
We move over to the DSFL, where we look at the Portland Pythons hosting the Kansas City Coyotes in the Snake Pit (Leaf's 87 yard TD happened here). We are looking at the underdog 'yotes and why I think they'll upset the pythons. First, let's take a look at their QB, Rose Jenkins. She hasn't had the season everyone expected she would, but the 'yotes shocked everyone by making the playoffs, so the sim can do crazy things. Despite having a negative touchdown to interception ratio, I think she'll have at least 300 passing yards and two touchdowns, and zero interceptions. We move over into the Defense, and we find linebacker Lightsout Lewis. Lewis truly is a stud on the backfield, racking up sacks each and every game. He is truly better than some youngsters currently in the big time right now! Moving on to the game, I think Franklin Armstrong will have less than two hundred and fifty yard passing, and will be intercepted at least once, as the coyotes take the game 24-21. But Mr.Leaf, how did the game go? Shut up critics, i'll explain, Turnovers, turnovers, and more turnovers, it's not shocking that this game is a defensive battle till the end.
(205 Words)
7) Next year
Season 15, was not the year the Yellowknife Wraiths wanted, although landing an impact draft class, they made an impact a little too late, missing out on the playoffs with an 7-7 record. Next year, the expansion draft strikes everyone like a snap of the infinity gauntlet. Yellowknife takes very little damage despite losing Dick Wizardry to the Copperheads, as the defense and the offense take shape. The defense has guys like Alexander, Snuggles, Selich, and of course, your boi, LEAF, we are gonna pick you off, and return it 87 yards for days, and sack your quarterback until they're burnt like your 4th of July hamburgers. Our offence is cooking something spicy, introducing The Cooter Special with Marshall cheese and of course Canton's world famous ketchup, and Swifty buns.
We're gonna make it to the playoffs with an 10-4 record, then defeat philly by a final score of 41-13 and embarrass Falconi like a father talking to his daughter's boy friend. Then, the day has come, Ultimus XVI, Wraiths vs Outlaws, at the burial grounds, it will be remembered when leaf scores an 69 yard fumble recovery touchdown when Reese drops it like he had a bar of soap in his hands.
(205 Words)
17) Robbed
Ugh, we barely missed on playoffs because the sim decided to make Baltimore trip against philly.
So, we barely lost to very good San Jose and Orange County teams, but Yellowknife hates the sim because of Baltimore deciding to throw against philly. I really want to get salty on this but i hope that philly chokes in the playoffs this year, even though we embarrass the lib's at home by a decent margin, but that's still not good enough, I just can't seem to get enough. The problem with our current simulation is that it gives stupid penalties, like why would you give cooter a holding penalty? And why is not Pass Deflections not recognized as an official stat??? Get your crap together sim, even though Canton has it "Under Control" when he really does not, I'm coming in on my Lamborghini, and i'm coming for your record Dan Miller, The New Stud D.T has arrived. Watch out philly your bell about to strike midnight on your ultimus window link Cinderella's slipper, back to the pumpkin and mice of a rebuild. Good luck making it back, because the sim won't let yourself into it again. Peace out Players.
(201 Words)
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