(S15) - Ultimus Week

[Beaver]

first task PBE PT

1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
Graphic: Make a graphic displaying the matchups in the playoffs. If completed before sim, predict scores and show stats, if after, give a summary of game showing stats and top performers.

I shall be reviewing the Developmental Simulation Football League Simulation Football Conference semifinal between the Palm Beach Solar Bears and the Tijuana Luchadores which was a very disappointing game where the better team lost the end just kidding that is not 200 words so I shall keep going well you see first of all Palm Beach scored the first points of the game with an 18 yard field goal by Roderick Castleberry that was on the first drive of the game and then the Luchadores got the ball and punted and then the Solar Bears got the ball again and scored a touchdown and then the Luchadores got the ball again and threw and interception and the Solar Bears scored again and then the Luchadores got the ball again and threw another interception and then the Solar Bears got the ball again and punted so the Luchadores got the ball again doot doot end of the first quarter and then the Luchadores continued to rush the ball with Forrest Gump and he scored a touchdown yay and then the Solar Bears got the ball back but they big succ and punted and then the Luchadores got the ball back and punted and then the Solar Bears got the ball back and punted and then the Luchadores got the ball back and kicked a field goal and the Solar Bears got the ball back and punted and then the Luchadores got the ball back and punted and then the Solar Bears got the ball back and doot doot halftime the score is 17-10 Solar Bears so then the Solar Bears kick off and the Luchadores get the ball again and throw another interception so the Solar Bears get the ball back and punt and then the Luchadores get the ball again and throw another interception so the Solar Bears get the ball again and score a touchdown so the Luchadores get the ball again and throw another interception so the Solar Bears get the ball again and score a touchdown so then the Luchadores got the ball again and turned the ball over on downs and the Solar Bears got the ball back and kicked a field goal doot doot end of the third quarter and the bad guys are winning 34-10 so then the Luchadores get the ball back and Forrest Gump scores another touchdown and then the Solar Bears get the ball back and punt then the Luchadores get the ball back and punt then the Solar Bears get the ball back and punt then the Luchadores get the ball back and Forrest Gump scores another touchdown then the Luchadores successfully get an onside kick and then doot doot game over the good guys lose 34-23.

9) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).

Normally I would write this about the San Antonio Marshals but they were too shell shocked from an entire history of losing to the Tijuana Luchadores in the playoffs to even qualify this season so I guess instead I have to talk about the Palm Beach Solar Bears who I was very glad to see lose in the Ultimini because that spot should have been Tijuana's and I'm still salty and bitter about that development which I think is totally fair since Tijuana was the better team but just wasn't that game I mean shit maybe I should just be grateful that the score was that close when we lost the turnover margin 5-0 like that should be a blow out but nothing will stop me from being salty so here I am being salty in my Ultimus Week because this is the best place to be salty I hate Championship Week and Ultimus Week my god it's so much writing and then a procrastinate so I have to sit up at like 1:42 AM on a Friday night typing it all out anyway that's why I wanted the Palm Beach Solar Bears to lose and am glad they did also I think slm might've been the GM of the Solar Bears at one point but I'm not 100% sure but if he was that's another reason to want them to lose.

14) That Magic Moment
Writen: Pick one moment from a playoff game and describe what made it so amazing to watch.
Graphic: Create a graphic immortalizing that moment

This season's magic playoff moment definitely came in the Ultimus between the San Jose Sabercats and the Baltimore Hawks now I unfortunately can not be specific about this magic moment seeing as the index has not been updated but let me paint a picture for you about how it might have gone down so ok imagine you're in Baltimore and not getting murdered the air smells like absolute ass and you just feel dirty being there and there are ugly ass flags flying all over the place but you're in the stadium watching the Ultimus game and then WOW a player does a great play and something exciting happens that was the magic moment of the playoffs I hope I painted a vivid enough picture for you to really feel like you were there and that this tides you over until the index is updated and we can actually you know see what happened in the games we are supposed to be writing about which I think is a reasonable request but in fairness this shit doesn't close for another almost week so I am sure the index will be updated by then but I didn't notice the index wasn't updated when I started and then I already started so I wasn't going to stop because if I stopped this aids task I would never start it back up again so here I go maybe this is the real magic moment of the playoffs omg or wait maybe the real magic moment is the friends we made along the way wow ok bye.