(S15) - Ultimus Week

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13) Sit-down with a fan:

http://nsfl.jcink.net/index.php?showtopic=...ndpost&p=198145


15) Going to Disneyland!

Ultimus MVP was easily Childish Gambino. This guy has put up back-to-back record breaking seasons now and finally has the Ultimus MVP hardware to go with it. It's astounding how off-the-charts the Baltimore offense has been the past couple of seasons. Never doubt the importance of a deep core of wide receivers. They don't need to be the best wide receivers in the league, but just have a lot of them like Baltimore does. You know what's crazy? They really didn't even use all of their WRs anyway, they could have done even better! Oh shit I was supposed to talk about Gambino, right. Look how much do I need to say the fucker threw for 5 TDs and a 117.2 passer rating en route to a complete fucking shutdown of one of the best defenses in the history of the league. Yes, the Sabercats defense was that good and the Hawks made it look easy scoring points against them like they did, and they did it by having one of the top TPE quarterbacks in the league with a great offense all around him to keep him on his feet and give him plenty of places to find the open man.

16) Unsung Hero

Okay i got one for ya! The unsung hero of the playoffs this season was the often overlooked second tight end of Baltimore Declan Harp! Holy crap where has that guy been right? Well he's been out there kicking ass in the playoffs that's where he's been! Do you know what he did in the Ultimus? He blocked a damn punt! He led the team in receptions with 6! He scored a touchdown! I'm using way too many exclamation points! Of his six receptions three of them were for first downs! He didn't allow a sack and he pancaked dudes twice! Damn straight yall Declan harp was killing it out there in the Ultimus, but wait there's more! During the NSFC Championship game he also caught passes! Just not a lot. And he didn't block a punt either....but he did have 5 pancakes and no sacks allowed! I like tight ends who can block and catch and do everything asked of them and that's what Harp did this playoff season so he's the Gruden Grinder. Wait that's not a thing anymore. The Cooter Cannon! No that's for quarterbacks or some shit. The Winchester Whacker! Ehhhh, that's still pretty bad but okay I'll go with it for now.

17) Robbed

The Wraiths were robbed from the playoffs because Baltimore dropped a game to Philly. YKE had split the head-to-head with Philly by the end of the season and had Baltimore done their job like champions should have and beat Philly in their own fucking stadium then Philly and YKW would have tied in record, head-to-head, and conference record bringing them to the next tiebreaker of total points scored. This would probably still have resulted in a Baltimore win in the NSFC Championship but really it would have been nice to have a shot at taking them out. We did beat them on the road earlier in the season so anything can happen. And even if we had beat the Hawks we could not have beat the Sabercats on the road either without some S7 Philly magic. But again, my thought is always that I would prefer to have a chance and be in the game than just not have any chance at all, does that make sense? So yeah, thanks a lot Baltimore for screwing it up and losing a home game to the Liberty, you had one job. You know I bet they were too scared to take us on because they knew Cooter could have kicked their ass.