Here ya go
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
The longest drought in the DSFL is finally over! After winning the ultimini in questionable fashion is season 5, the Solar Bears have finally legitimized their claim to fame by wining the season 15 Ultimini! After having a stellar draft in season 14 that led to most of their rookies being called up to the big leagues, there were questions if they would be able to reach the competitive level that they needed to. But boy were those questions answered. Going up against defending champions Portland Pythons and their stud quarterback Franklin Armstrong was a tough matchup. But when he had to go in a stare at the last remaining Palm Beach Penetration LB Guy Nikko, you knew he would be in trouble. Armstrong had his worst game of the entire season and Palm Beach ran all over them with their 3 headed monster back field. The 3 running backs combined for over 200 yards on the ground and 4 touchdowns. Even with Cole turning over the ball twice, the Palm Beach defense was able to bend but never break and this game was never truly in question. 10 years between championships is too long, and with the current leadership in Palm Beach, I would not expect it to be another 10 years for the next one.
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
The Yeti have some massive holes to fill. Our franchise qb is retiring. A lot of people look at our record this year and have already counted us out for season 16. Well, we definitely have some changes we need to make, but I would argue that the future is bright in the rockies. For one, with the expanision draft about to happen, I would anticipate the playing field to be leveled somewhat. Also, the Yeti nailed the season 15 draft, especially on defense. Mo Berry and Tony Gabagool are going to be stalwart players for years to come (think willis and bowman in their prime). And Sinclair is going to be patrolling the secondary with newly converted cb lejune. And we have the qb of the future that is going to be called up. We have a great wr in James Bishop and Terry Taffy is one of the bright young running backs in the league. With the #3 overall pick this year, the draft is going to be key. And a trade or two might be in order. We need to nail this pick and we can potentially be hoisting the Ultimus in a year or two. Next year, playoffs aren't out of the realm of possibility.
15) Going to Disneyland!
Written: Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland, or describe how they celebrated.
Guy Nikko had a helluva game but in the Ultimini but the voting was biased towards offense as normal and Ludicolo Bigby ended up winning for being the best of the 3 headed monster! He called up all the homies from the season 14 draft, all of the call ups to the nsfl who werent able to be part of the journey. The Big Salami, Hardshaft, and Guy aka the Palm beach penetration did their own thing. Tony called the award going to his boy Bigby a redicolous offense to the great defense Palm Beach was known for. So they decided to go to universal studios instead and party at the hogwarts park. Tony snuck in a texas mickey of vodka and made those butter beers have a real kick. After the 3 of them polished that bottle off Guy got kicked out for puking on Hagrids shoes. Tony and Rock helped him back to his hotel and decided to keep the night going. Orlando nights are the best when the 3 palm beach penetrators are at the helm so it was pretty boring with just two out of 3. They just went to dennys and had grand slams all night.
16) Unsung Hero
Written: Who was the unsung hero of the playoffs, convince us.
Graphic: Show is player and their statistical reasoning for being the unsung hero.
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving:
For the second year in a row, Tony Gabagools team has been ROBBED. First it was the solar bears last year, with the simmer conveniently forgetting to set the correct offense and a resim for a game that didn't impact the Bears taking away an INT TD, which I guess was a flu dream that Tony had or something? This year, all of Tonys hard work, practice, sweat, and tears were apparently worth nothing too. For some reason, he ended up with lower stats on the sim than his updates had shown. Is this a coincidence or is something fishier happening out there? Tony's dad had known ties to organized crime before he disappeared to the wilds of Canada, and who do you think controls the league? Wake up sheeple! There is a conspiracy and the target is The Big Salami himself! The mob couldn't find his dad so they are using him in the hopes that Boss Gabagool shows his face to defend the honour of his family. One thing is forsure, simmers and updaters are going to get a lot of DMs this year from Tony as he self moniters his stats. Will @shipwreckrising be one of the most annoying players this year? Only time will tell. (he will be)
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
Written: Give a short write up of one or multiple playoff matches. If completed before the airing of the sims have predictions, after if it is a review the game.
The longest drought in the DSFL is finally over! After winning the ultimini in questionable fashion is season 5, the Solar Bears have finally legitimized their claim to fame by wining the season 15 Ultimini! After having a stellar draft in season 14 that led to most of their rookies being called up to the big leagues, there were questions if they would be able to reach the competitive level that they needed to. But boy were those questions answered. Going up against defending champions Portland Pythons and their stud quarterback Franklin Armstrong was a tough matchup. But when he had to go in a stare at the last remaining Palm Beach Penetration LB Guy Nikko, you knew he would be in trouble. Armstrong had his worst game of the entire season and Palm Beach ran all over them with their 3 headed monster back field. The 3 running backs combined for over 200 yards on the ground and 4 touchdowns. Even with Cole turning over the ball twice, the Palm Beach defense was able to bend but never break and this game was never truly in question. 10 years between championships is too long, and with the current leadership in Palm Beach, I would not expect it to be another 10 years for the next one.
7) Next year
Written: If your team has been eliminated, why will next year, or the year after that, be the year that your team is going to win the Ultimus or Ultimini.
The Yeti have some massive holes to fill. Our franchise qb is retiring. A lot of people look at our record this year and have already counted us out for season 16. Well, we definitely have some changes we need to make, but I would argue that the future is bright in the rockies. For one, with the expanision draft about to happen, I would anticipate the playing field to be leveled somewhat. Also, the Yeti nailed the season 15 draft, especially on defense. Mo Berry and Tony Gabagool are going to be stalwart players for years to come (think willis and bowman in their prime). And Sinclair is going to be patrolling the secondary with newly converted cb lejune. And we have the qb of the future that is going to be called up. We have a great wr in James Bishop and Terry Taffy is one of the bright young running backs in the league. With the #3 overall pick this year, the draft is going to be key. And a trade or two might be in order. We need to nail this pick and we can potentially be hoisting the Ultimus in a year or two. Next year, playoffs aren't out of the realm of possibility.
15) Going to Disneyland!
Written: Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland, or describe how they celebrated.
Guy Nikko had a helluva game but in the Ultimini but the voting was biased towards offense as normal and Ludicolo Bigby ended up winning for being the best of the 3 headed monster! He called up all the homies from the season 14 draft, all of the call ups to the nsfl who werent able to be part of the journey. The Big Salami, Hardshaft, and Guy aka the Palm beach penetration did their own thing. Tony called the award going to his boy Bigby a redicolous offense to the great defense Palm Beach was known for. So they decided to go to universal studios instead and party at the hogwarts park. Tony snuck in a texas mickey of vodka and made those butter beers have a real kick. After the 3 of them polished that bottle off Guy got kicked out for puking on Hagrids shoes. Tony and Rock helped him back to his hotel and decided to keep the night going. Orlando nights are the best when the 3 palm beach penetrators are at the helm so it was pretty boring with just two out of 3. They just went to dennys and had grand slams all night.
16) Unsung Hero
Written: Who was the unsung hero of the playoffs, convince us.
Graphic: Show is player and their statistical reasoning for being the unsung hero.
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving:
For the second year in a row, Tony Gabagools team has been ROBBED. First it was the solar bears last year, with the simmer conveniently forgetting to set the correct offense and a resim for a game that didn't impact the Bears taking away an INT TD, which I guess was a flu dream that Tony had or something? This year, all of Tonys hard work, practice, sweat, and tears were apparently worth nothing too. For some reason, he ended up with lower stats on the sim than his updates had shown. Is this a coincidence or is something fishier happening out there? Tony's dad had known ties to organized crime before he disappeared to the wilds of Canada, and who do you think controls the league? Wake up sheeple! There is a conspiracy and the target is The Big Salami himself! The mob couldn't find his dad so they are using him in the hopes that Boss Gabagool shows his face to defend the honour of his family. One thing is forsure, simmers and updaters are going to get a lot of DMs this year from Tony as he self moniters his stats. Will @shipwreckrising be one of the most annoying players this year? Only time will tell. (he will be)
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