06-18-2019, 09:40 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-20-2019, 08:35 PM by SouljaBoy2007.)
1) The playoffs were pretty boring for the most part in the NSFL. Why not just pick the most boring and worst game of the 3 that happened? Since I'm doing that, we're going with the Ultimus. I give this god-awful game a 2/10. The only thing that keeps it from being a 1 is that it broke the record for largest blowout in the Ultimus so I guess that's funny. Childish Gambino had a hell of a game where he went for a 117 passser rating and 5 touchdowns. Marquise Brown didn't have the msot impressive game ever but he had a touchdown and was decent on the ground. When you throw the ball as well as the Hawks did today then you may not always get the running game that involved and just keep your foot on the gas. The talent on the Hawks offense burned the vaunted Sabercats defense alive on their way to winning the second championship for the Hawks. Joliet Christ couldn't get anything going and Steven Oats had a great game to lead the hawks defensively. My DPoY pick Arbin Asipi was pretty whatever on the biggest stage but he wasn't awful. Joliet Christ looked scared to throw it towards him and that really helped prevent Christ from getting up to speed.
7) I think that the Arizona Outlaws definitely have a shot at truly contending next season. We will have several players all across the board hitting close to or above 600 TPE by the end of the season. The players include Brock Landers, Leighton Lee, Lamont McKinnie, and Ricardo Morris. Lucas Knight is also a pretty solid earner and might be around 550 towards the end of next season. The defense of the Outlaws will be absolutely stacked and as of right now the offense isn't looking too bad either. Andrew reese is over 1000 TPE and he hasn't started regression yet. Arizona wasn't even looking to contend in Season 15 and yet they found them self just outside of a playoff spot, which they may have gotten if it wasn't for some poor luck in the sim. Arizona will most likely be a playoff team next year, as from a purely mathematical standpoint they have an 80% chance to get in. This 80% is probably even higher because of the fact that the expansion teams will probably be pretty darn bad to start out. If Arizona can hit on a draft pick, pick up a big free agent, or just get decent sim luck they can pull off an Ultimus.
9) I don't have a lot of enemies around the league. There is one player I have resentment towards, though, and it's through no fault of their own. That player is Yellowknife safety Logan Uchiha. I actually quite like Uchiha as a player and as a person but he inadvertently did one thing that made me want to be better than him in every way I can. I was the 25th pick in the 2030 NSFL draft. You want to take a guess at who was 24th? The only thing that bothers me about Uchiha being picked over me is that Yellowknife reached out to me saying that they would be interested and then they took a guy with less TPE. I was really expecting my name to get called and when it didn't I felt a bit disappointed in myself for a little bit before my name was immediately called by the Outlaws. Uchiha, if you ever read this I would like to challenge you to a bet. If you make a pro bowl before I do, then I will pay you 1.5 million dollars. Please take me up on this offer. I want to be the best player from the draft class and every player picked in front of me is an obstacle, you just stick out more to me because you went where I thought I was going to. I never needed to forgive you for this, it is a driving factor for my play on the field and I like the heat more than the cold anyway.
12) Sit-down with Bucky Barnes
1. What is your ultimus prediction in season 16?
2. How do you feel about the new schedule?
3. Who was your favorite NSFL player growing up?
4. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
1. That's a really tough one since it's so far away. Right now if I had to pick it'd have to be the Wraiths from the NSFC. Cooter can only get better leading that offense and their defense is young, hungry, and dangerous. In the ASFC it's gonna be a dogfight. SJS, OCO and now ARI could all be Ultimus contenders. You can't bet against the defending ASFC champs though so I'll pick SJS with YKW taking the title home over them.
2. I actually don't know anything about the new schedule, but hopefully it benefits Barnes.
3. I actually got lucky enough to play alongside my favorite player, Darren Morris. He did it all as a DB and kick/punt returner and I was really happy I got to play with him for a few seasons.
4. Oh that's easy. Chicken parmesan with a side of spaghetti. Get my protein and carbs, and it's tasty as hell.
7) I think that the Arizona Outlaws definitely have a shot at truly contending next season. We will have several players all across the board hitting close to or above 600 TPE by the end of the season. The players include Brock Landers, Leighton Lee, Lamont McKinnie, and Ricardo Morris. Lucas Knight is also a pretty solid earner and might be around 550 towards the end of next season. The defense of the Outlaws will be absolutely stacked and as of right now the offense isn't looking too bad either. Andrew reese is over 1000 TPE and he hasn't started regression yet. Arizona wasn't even looking to contend in Season 15 and yet they found them self just outside of a playoff spot, which they may have gotten if it wasn't for some poor luck in the sim. Arizona will most likely be a playoff team next year, as from a purely mathematical standpoint they have an 80% chance to get in. This 80% is probably even higher because of the fact that the expansion teams will probably be pretty darn bad to start out. If Arizona can hit on a draft pick, pick up a big free agent, or just get decent sim luck they can pull off an Ultimus.
9) I don't have a lot of enemies around the league. There is one player I have resentment towards, though, and it's through no fault of their own. That player is Yellowknife safety Logan Uchiha. I actually quite like Uchiha as a player and as a person but he inadvertently did one thing that made me want to be better than him in every way I can. I was the 25th pick in the 2030 NSFL draft. You want to take a guess at who was 24th? The only thing that bothers me about Uchiha being picked over me is that Yellowknife reached out to me saying that they would be interested and then they took a guy with less TPE. I was really expecting my name to get called and when it didn't I felt a bit disappointed in myself for a little bit before my name was immediately called by the Outlaws. Uchiha, if you ever read this I would like to challenge you to a bet. If you make a pro bowl before I do, then I will pay you 1.5 million dollars. Please take me up on this offer. I want to be the best player from the draft class and every player picked in front of me is an obstacle, you just stick out more to me because you went where I thought I was going to. I never needed to forgive you for this, it is a driving factor for my play on the field and I like the heat more than the cold anyway.
12) Sit-down with Bucky Barnes
1. What is your ultimus prediction in season 16?
2. How do you feel about the new schedule?
3. Who was your favorite NSFL player growing up?
4. If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
1. That's a really tough one since it's so far away. Right now if I had to pick it'd have to be the Wraiths from the NSFC. Cooter can only get better leading that offense and their defense is young, hungry, and dangerous. In the ASFC it's gonna be a dogfight. SJS, OCO and now ARI could all be Ultimus contenders. You can't bet against the defending ASFC champs though so I'll pick SJS with YKW taking the title home over them.
2. I actually don't know anything about the new schedule, but hopefully it benefits Barnes.
3. I actually got lucky enough to play alongside my favorite player, Darren Morris. He did it all as a DB and kick/punt returner and I was really happy I got to play with him for a few seasons.
4. Oh that's easy. Chicken parmesan with a side of spaghetti. Get my protein and carbs, and it's tasty as hell.
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