PT 3 – Trading Places
This is a clown question, bro. If I had to switch places with someone it would be our gunslinger, Mr. Jay Longshaw. Personally, I think anyone in here that doesn’t say they want to be the Quarterback is either lying or dumb as rocks. Reason number 1: Quarterback is the highest paid position on the field. Even as a Wide Receiver I’m willing to admit that the Quarterback deserves to get paid the most because they make or break your team. Number 2: QB gets all the glory and accolades. If you’re the starting Quarterback on an Ultimus contending team then you’re automatically in the running for MVP of the league. Number 3: You get all of the women. Now, it’s pretty easy to clean-up at the club as a professional football player no matter what position you play, but if you’re the quarterback you get first choice (sometimes choices depending how you roll).
From an actual football perspective, I’d love to head up a spread option style offense where I could scramble around and throw the ball 50 times a game. Plus, I’d have plenty of options to throw to with the Coyotes offense stacked with playmakers. I’d have my partner in crime, Maxy Lavote, running routes as my number 1 Receiver. Also, I’ve seen Longshaw messing around on the basketball court, and that dude is pretty athletic for 6’7”. No doubt he could be my Tight End.
This is a clown question, bro. If I had to switch places with someone it would be our gunslinger, Mr. Jay Longshaw. Personally, I think anyone in here that doesn’t say they want to be the Quarterback is either lying or dumb as rocks. Reason number 1: Quarterback is the highest paid position on the field. Even as a Wide Receiver I’m willing to admit that the Quarterback deserves to get paid the most because they make or break your team. Number 2: QB gets all the glory and accolades. If you’re the starting Quarterback on an Ultimus contending team then you’re automatically in the running for MVP of the league. Number 3: You get all of the women. Now, it’s pretty easy to clean-up at the club as a professional football player no matter what position you play, but if you’re the quarterback you get first choice (sometimes choices depending how you roll).
From an actual football perspective, I’d love to head up a spread option style offense where I could scramble around and throw the ball 50 times a game. Plus, I’d have plenty of options to throw to with the Coyotes offense stacked with playmakers. I’d have my partner in crime, Maxy Lavote, running routes as my number 1 Receiver. Also, I’ve seen Longshaw messing around on the basketball court, and that dude is pretty athletic for 6’7”. No doubt he could be my Tight End.
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