If I were to switch positions with anyone on the Hawks it would have to hands down be the kicker, ForThe Brand. I know being a kicker isn’t a glorious position but at the end of the day who needs fame? There’s nothing better than to slam a few brewskis everyday, barely practice, and show up for 5 plays a game max while earning a nice paycheck. Plus, I’d still be able to walk and talk proper sentences by the time I’m 40, which is a lot more than any running back will be able to say. I mean honestly, kicking just practically seems like a coin flip anyway regardless of how skilled the kicker is. Could just miss a kick and shrug it off to the circumstances.
Outside of position swaps, if I could switch leadership roles I’d run the team for a day. Honestly, I would just ship the contracts of all of our players overseas to China for absurd amounts of money like soccer. I’d then buy the team since it’s value plummeted due to having zero players, and then resell the team to Qatar. After that I’d change my name, move to Belize like I’m John McAfee, and live like I’m Hugh Hefner for the rest of my life.
Outside of position swaps, if I could switch leadership roles I’d run the team for a day. Honestly, I would just ship the contracts of all of our players overseas to China for absurd amounts of money like soccer. I’d then buy the team since it’s value plummeted due to having zero players, and then resell the team to Qatar. After that I’d change my name, move to Belize like I’m John McAfee, and live like I’m Hugh Hefner for the rest of my life.
