(S16) - PT4 - New Day

[Raven]

Written Option: If you could change one thing about this league, change one rule, relocate a team, adjust the conferences, change how the bank works, fix the sim engine, etc, what would it be and why? How would it improve the league as is, and how easy would it be to implement? This is not a time to bash the current set up, but to hear constructive ideas for improvement. Shout out to Swagsloth for putting the idea in the PT ideas thread long ago and to JK for talking about it in his podcast.

I have a few things I would change in this here ol sim league. First lets take the Chicago Butchers and move them straight the fuck to Honolulu. The city which should have been given a team during the expansion decision last season. We're talking about the Honolulu Islanders or the incorrectly stereotypically Honolulu Voodoo. Which despite not having voodoo on the island I still love the theming and can only imagine it too be the highlight of the league. The logo would be like a island mask with some tropical decorative. It will look bloody good I tell you.

Now to the sim engine, we will start by fixing the absolute shit this engine is. High tpe players playing like dumb seascucumbers. Especially kickers, you could be 2000 TPE and still kick the worst percentages of their life. While 50 TPE kickers are banging home 100/100 seasons like it's nothing. Also we need to fix the sim to actually allow the Hawks to play like they should. So I can finally stop making memes about the shitty sim.

Last but not least we are going to take ADwyer off the throne and get a commish who is not ADwyer, because he is one smelly dude who clearly can not be trusted with the role of importance he has.