15) Going to Disneyland!
Well yeah, how to start this off, has there been an easier award to give out this season? Sometimes you might have two or even three people competing for the Ultimus MVP and each have their own rightful claim to that throne, but not here this year. With his 8 reception, 120 yard and 3 touchdown performance, Jeffrey Murphy unanimously took home the Ultimus MVP award.
With his team singing We Are The Champions and carrying Murphy on their shoulders, it was the start of an amazing 48 hours for the newly crowned MVP. After partying and having way too much drink with his teammates at their championship party, the superstar and a suspiciously looking entourage was whisked away by plane to the nearest Disneyland. Deciding the hangover had taken the best of them, Murphy and his crew decided to not take the wildest rides and instead focused on the assortment of crazy characters which Disneyland has to offer. Taking selfies with Mickey while stealing his ears and having Donald chase them around half of Disneyland because they accidentally squeezed a tube of chili sauce into the suit sounds like an interesting way to spend a day in Disneyland. After all the running they ended up taking a nap with Pluto which was quoted later as being the true highlight. After all this fun, Murphy decided to take it up a notch and the last we heard of him was screaming SIX FLAGS BITCHES while running towards the runway
14) That Magic Moment
After looking like having a comfortable lead in the first half and looking destined for the Ultimus, it quickly looked to be going wrong in all of the possible ways for the Arizona Outlaws, as the Liberty started to claw back the lead. This eventually capitulated in star QB Andrew "Give me that peanutbutter" Reese throwing a god awful interception straight into the hands of D'Attoria that even Eli Manning couldn't have replicated, which was duly returned for a touchdown to put the Liberty ahead with 8 minutes left in the championship game.
That would be end of the story if we lived in the predictable world of the NFL but thankfully we are the NSFL! Getting up from the ground and shaking off some grass, Reese thought to himself “F*** this, it aint going to end like this”. Receiving the kick-off, Reese and the Outlaws started eating up the clock and entering Liberty territory and left the last bit of magic to Reese himself. With 1:55 left in the game, Reese took the snap from his center, looked to his first read which wasn’t there and neither was his second but then out of the corner of his eyes he saw his favorite target of all Jeffrey Murphy in the corner of the endzone. With the defences pressure nearly getting to him, he heaved the ball towards Murphy who was able to snag it and pull his feet down for the game winning touchdown, and the crowd erupted from their seats. Ladies and gentlemen, that is true sports happening right there
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
The Ultimini, the prize every DSFL player and GM is after, was a hard-fought affair between the Luchadores and Pythons. In the end this was a clash of two different styles and as it has been for a while down in the DSFL, running the ball down your opponent’s throats wins when it matters.
Luchadores QB McCann was able to earn a QB rating of 105 and throw for two touchdowns while not even having as many attempts as opposing number F. Armstrong had completions! Armstrong did not have the best day under center throwing two picks, getting sacked twice and having a QB rating of only 58. He wasn’t the only reason that the Pythons ended up losing the Ultimini with their punter only averaging 32 yards on his punts, it really didn’t put the Pythons in a place to succeed and also, taking 4 times the amount of penalties as your opponents can never be a good recipe for success.
Moving away from the negatives, there was a clear MVP for this game and that was Luchadores RB Ducky Donut who was able to rack up 124 yards on 21 carries and put two scores on the board for his team. They could rely on him all throughout the game, driving them down the field, completing key third downs and running down the clock when they were two scores ahead. On the Pythons side, receivers Mongo and Donut were really trying to give them the win by gathering 102 and 83 yards receiving respectively but sadly it was not enough for the win.
3) All about the QBs
Oh man, whenever you feel like you are enjoying people pound it up the middle and think that the era of gunslingers is dead and buried, a game like this pops up. This is one of those games where the beauty of quarterback play and them battling it against each other was on show.
Rookie Rose Jenkins put on one hell of a show, especially in the fourth quarter but unfortunately it wasn’t enough to beat Adriana Falconi and the Philly Liberty. When you have your rookie QB put up 34 points you cannot put all the blame on her, but at the same time when you throw 3 interceptions you have to be able to take some of the blame. With the Liberty taking the lead in the second half, it was left to Jenkins to play catch up the best way she can which was to sling the ball downfield and, well, sometimes that can get you in trouble but I don’t think Lennox Garnett will be unhappy about it as he was the one who picked Jenkins off each time.
Falconi started the game off pretty poorly by getting sacked and throwing an interception on her first attempt which was immediately returned for a touchdown. That could have been the disaster start where everything after it goes wrong, but instead she composed herself and led her team down for a touchdown to even the game out. Throughout the game she made it count and although only threw for 2 touchdowns, she amassed 332 yards and made sure her name was on everybodys lips as the final whistle blew
Well yeah, how to start this off, has there been an easier award to give out this season? Sometimes you might have two or even three people competing for the Ultimus MVP and each have their own rightful claim to that throne, but not here this year. With his 8 reception, 120 yard and 3 touchdown performance, Jeffrey Murphy unanimously took home the Ultimus MVP award.
With his team singing We Are The Champions and carrying Murphy on their shoulders, it was the start of an amazing 48 hours for the newly crowned MVP. After partying and having way too much drink with his teammates at their championship party, the superstar and a suspiciously looking entourage was whisked away by plane to the nearest Disneyland. Deciding the hangover had taken the best of them, Murphy and his crew decided to not take the wildest rides and instead focused on the assortment of crazy characters which Disneyland has to offer. Taking selfies with Mickey while stealing his ears and having Donald chase them around half of Disneyland because they accidentally squeezed a tube of chili sauce into the suit sounds like an interesting way to spend a day in Disneyland. After all the running they ended up taking a nap with Pluto which was quoted later as being the true highlight. After all this fun, Murphy decided to take it up a notch and the last we heard of him was screaming SIX FLAGS BITCHES while running towards the runway
14) That Magic Moment
After looking like having a comfortable lead in the first half and looking destined for the Ultimus, it quickly looked to be going wrong in all of the possible ways for the Arizona Outlaws, as the Liberty started to claw back the lead. This eventually capitulated in star QB Andrew "Give me that peanutbutter" Reese throwing a god awful interception straight into the hands of D'Attoria that even Eli Manning couldn't have replicated, which was duly returned for a touchdown to put the Liberty ahead with 8 minutes left in the championship game.
That would be end of the story if we lived in the predictable world of the NFL but thankfully we are the NSFL! Getting up from the ground and shaking off some grass, Reese thought to himself “F*** this, it aint going to end like this”. Receiving the kick-off, Reese and the Outlaws started eating up the clock and entering Liberty territory and left the last bit of magic to Reese himself. With 1:55 left in the game, Reese took the snap from his center, looked to his first read which wasn’t there and neither was his second but then out of the corner of his eyes he saw his favorite target of all Jeffrey Murphy in the corner of the endzone. With the defences pressure nearly getting to him, he heaved the ball towards Murphy who was able to snag it and pull his feet down for the game winning touchdown, and the crowd erupted from their seats. Ladies and gentlemen, that is true sports happening right there
1) Playoff Predictions, Reviews:
The Ultimini, the prize every DSFL player and GM is after, was a hard-fought affair between the Luchadores and Pythons. In the end this was a clash of two different styles and as it has been for a while down in the DSFL, running the ball down your opponent’s throats wins when it matters.
Luchadores QB McCann was able to earn a QB rating of 105 and throw for two touchdowns while not even having as many attempts as opposing number F. Armstrong had completions! Armstrong did not have the best day under center throwing two picks, getting sacked twice and having a QB rating of only 58. He wasn’t the only reason that the Pythons ended up losing the Ultimini with their punter only averaging 32 yards on his punts, it really didn’t put the Pythons in a place to succeed and also, taking 4 times the amount of penalties as your opponents can never be a good recipe for success.
Moving away from the negatives, there was a clear MVP for this game and that was Luchadores RB Ducky Donut who was able to rack up 124 yards on 21 carries and put two scores on the board for his team. They could rely on him all throughout the game, driving them down the field, completing key third downs and running down the clock when they were two scores ahead. On the Pythons side, receivers Mongo and Donut were really trying to give them the win by gathering 102 and 83 yards receiving respectively but sadly it was not enough for the win.
3) All about the QBs
Oh man, whenever you feel like you are enjoying people pound it up the middle and think that the era of gunslingers is dead and buried, a game like this pops up. This is one of those games where the beauty of quarterback play and them battling it against each other was on show.
Rookie Rose Jenkins put on one hell of a show, especially in the fourth quarter but unfortunately it wasn’t enough to beat Adriana Falconi and the Philly Liberty. When you have your rookie QB put up 34 points you cannot put all the blame on her, but at the same time when you throw 3 interceptions you have to be able to take some of the blame. With the Liberty taking the lead in the second half, it was left to Jenkins to play catch up the best way she can which was to sling the ball downfield and, well, sometimes that can get you in trouble but I don’t think Lennox Garnett will be unhappy about it as he was the one who picked Jenkins off each time.
Falconi started the game off pretty poorly by getting sacked and throwing an interception on her first attempt which was immediately returned for a touchdown. That could have been the disaster start where everything after it goes wrong, but instead she composed herself and led her team down for a touchdown to even the game out. Throughout the game she made it count and although only threw for 2 touchdowns, she amassed 332 yards and made sure her name was on everybodys lips as the final whistle blew
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