Well, if I'm going to get off my shit team, I'm gonna need to do something real special, because obviously they want me to stay at any costs. AB, eat your heart out. I'm gonna do something real terrible, something so bad that no team would want to keep me on, and that would immediately get me kicked off of any team no matter my contract.
I, Mathias Hanyadi, will...
Smoke weed in my own home.
I know, I know. This might seem like an extreme measure to some, and I don't blame you. Smoking weed? Do you have any idea how terrible that is, Mathias? You'll get banned for life from the NSFL for sure!
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. I can't call my GM a cracker because I'm also white, cryotherapy sounds like it sucks and my team is probably in a one party consent state. So I'll have to go to the most desperate measure of all. It's possible that with this disgusting act, I will never play another down of football again. But that is a risk I am willing to take. What else can I do? I have to truly pull out all the stops, otherwise I risk being stuck on a bottom feeding team for my entire career.
I, Mathias Hanyadi, will...
Smoke weed in my own home.
I know, I know. This might seem like an extreme measure to some, and I don't blame you. Smoking weed? Do you have any idea how terrible that is, Mathias? You'll get banned for life from the NSFL for sure!
Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. I can't call my GM a cracker because I'm also white, cryotherapy sounds like it sucks and my team is probably in a one party consent state. So I'll have to go to the most desperate measure of all. It's possible that with this disgusting act, I will never play another down of football again. But that is a risk I am willing to take. What else can I do? I have to truly pull out all the stops, otherwise I risk being stuck on a bottom feeding team for my entire career.
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