I’ve grown tired of Philly, I want to get out of this city. First thing I do, is go back up a $100,000 bill at a restaurant with my team mates and then dip before paying. They’ll either pick the check up or the team can. Secondly, after that dinner I’m headed out to a strip club. Rack up a few grand there and walk out. Might get confronted by security and get into a scrap but who knows really. Next day at practice show up 4t minutes late and completely hungover and refuse to practice. I’ll miss mandatory team meetings and film sessions. Probably get fined and suspended for those so while I’m sitting at home I may as well slide into the DM's of a few team mates girlfriends or wives. When called out for it I’ll make sure to start yelling and getting loud and telling them they cant control me. At this point I’m expected to be released or traded, if this doesn’t do it im going into the locker room and grabbing other peoples clothes and throwing it in the shower and turning it on and then I’ll just leave. After this, if it isnt done yet I’m sitting at home and refusing to go to any meeting or any games until I am out of this hell hole.
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