(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[ValorX77]

Yellowknife, you’ve had me for 3 seasons now, it’s time we go our separate ways because it would be better for your side. First, I’m gonna start replacing the water system in the war room and fill it with Leaf-Cola to the point it overflows the system and it fails to provide Air conditioning, but leaf’s secret drink stuff instead. Next up, I’ll go on a social media rampage about how bad the team locker room is, and that the Wraiths fans are the definition of being Fair weathered, and not showing up to the games, even if they’re in playoff contention. The third step in this process is arrive to practice in a weird way, this time I’m gonna arrive by randomly skydiving from 25,000 feet above the practice field just to scare the living heck out of my “Teammates” and of course the general managers of the team, would all be pissed off at me for such a reckless behavior. When the team finally gets rid of my danger self, I’ll run out and scream at the top of my lungs “I’M FREE! I’VE ESCAPED THAT PRISON OF A TEAM!” Only to release that if another team were to sign myself, they would have to deal with my Polarizing history, and my diva attitude.