(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[ddrector]

Why would anyone name a team after a fucking submarine? I want no part of it. The damn offensive coordinator is an idiot and just runs the ball every play even when the opposing team defense is stacking the box to stop the run. What kind of logic is that? I have to get out of here. It doesn't help that I'm stuck in backwards ass Virginia of all places. Maybe if we had a better plan on offense the defense wouldn't be constantly on the field after a 3&out every drive. Maybe you should pass the ball sometimes? What's the worst that could happen? Can't be worse than a 2 yard rush on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd down. Maybe I'll start showing up late to practice, but that probably won't get enough attention. Why start slow and work your way up when you can go for the jugular right from the bat? I'm gonna record meetings on my phone and then post them to twitter. If that doesn't cause my gm to trade or release me then I'll start purposefully getting penalties called against me during games. Will I have to resort to extreme measures? It's not extreme if it gets results in my opinion. I'll do whatever it takes to get on the team I want to be on.