(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

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I've grown tired of this team and I want out. They are not winning enough games even though they got one of the best defense and since they dont deserve such a great defense the first step I take is convincing everybody to hold out making the biggest holdout in history. All the starter will sit out there games as I try to get traded to the better team in my crazy mind that's somehow a win-win. The next step is to go over the coach AND GMs house and bang there wives. But that's not all as I'm banging there wives I will call both of them on my expensive iPhone xxxl plus and tell them how much I dispise them and demand I get traded to a superior team. Of course since they want me on so bad since I'm clearly the best player ever I will make a demand. I want them to build a strip club and have a hookah bar so I can smoke and bang stripers after practice but of course the lame Owner decline that offer so I had to go over to there wives house again and bang them so release my anger. They eventually traded me and again in my I sane nut-brained CTE mind I think this is a win-win even though I fucked up that team pretty badly.