(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[KillaScrilla]

Being TO is my render is have to say just staying in the media and spotlight. Pulling little antics that fans find amusing and the team finds disrupting/ annoying. Working out in my driveway doing interviews. Eating a hamburger during practice while riding the bike, celebrate on teams logo, just little fun things. Interrupt a post game presser in a towel and say sorry I thought this was the shower maybe. Before some of that went down I’d try talking to the GM first though and go from there. Just stay in the media about wanting a trade or released. I’d think is funny would be making a poster saying will work for a good owner/team and putting it under the bench of the opposition and when I score running over to the bench,grab the opposing quarterback and bring him in close and hold the sign up. Autograph the poster and hand to the opposing coach with my number. If none of that worked, I’m sure one of those crazy ideas would get me booted from the team, then just go with the old fashioned hold out. Start rooting for the other teams that you play against. Pull a Randy Moss in Oakland and just don’t try. Walk your routes. Fall down on the run plays. Just no hustle. That’s a few things I can think of to get out of town. If that don’t work I don’t know what to do.