(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[MrStennett]

How would Skarsgard get out of Orange County you ask? Well, I'll tell you. First off, he would out just how bumbling and incompetent the GM [@speculadora] is. I mean, just look at the facts. He hired a co-GM who has absolutely no interest in helping lead the team or even do any managerial work. Besides, they just lost a game to Philadelphia, which means they should probably just shut down team operations right now. Secondly, he would throw his popular teammates under the bus on social media. Sunnycursed [@ADwyer87] bites his toenails. Yeah, you read that right. HIS TOENAILS. It's disgusting and everyone in the locker room hates being around that kind of animal behavior. The quarterback, Franklin Armstrong [@moonlight], is terrified of women. I mean, to the point where he has trouble leaving his house everyday. For a star athlete, it's really just kind of embarrassing, man. Dan Schneider [@LGMForever] is, well....... Let's not talk about him after all. I have a legally binding gag order about all of that stuff. Really, it wouldn't be that hard to force a trade away from the Otters. By systematically assassinating the character of every visible figure in the Otters organization, Skarsgard could be home free in no time.