(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Murtsi]

I don’t think anyone should be shamed for any kinks or stuff they might like that might not fit the mainstream thinking, but I’m pretty sure my antics would not go down well with the mainstream fascist GM regime in the NSFL. See I enjoy my bedroom stuff and I want to be able to bring it everywhere I go. So this would mean that I would have two different sex swings installed on the facility, one in the gym so I can still get my pump in and then another on the practice field. Where on the practice field you say? Well obviously I will have them build a small building in which they will place my sex swing.

Now having sex swings in place might make some GM’s turn in their beds and think what the hell is happening but sex swings are nothing without the people so I would also bring in my ladies. You see I don’t really believe in this marriage thing so I try and swing around as much as I can. So I would need the lockers next to me reserved for my female companions, who might be different people depending on what mood I am in. Of course I would need to have unlimited access to these swings and my ladies would always be watching in practice. So if I ever feel like I don’t like what our defensive coordinator is telling me in practice or I don’t feel like running extra sprints or if I just feel like it, I’ll just get on my swing. It will be R rated stuff and if you can’t handle that or won’t let my ladies be around me all the time, then just release me!