(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

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If I were a diva and wanted out, I would leak stories to certain reporters and have them spread the word that I was unhappy and wanted out, while I remain noncommittal on the subject the whole time. Plus, I would always galf-ass practices, so that everyone knows I'm only doing it because I have to, and I would show up exactly on time and leave exactly when I'm supposed to, not a minute before or a minute after. I would be short and snippy to everyone in the building and I would make sure the GMs knew that I was not happy. How, you ask? I would, one by one, paint every locker in the locker room the color of another team. One day all the lockers are purple, then the next every sixth one is orange. Then red, then green, then blue, then yellow until there is not uniform purple, but instead all the colors of the DSFL all put together in a rainbow road. If that doesn't get me out of there, then I'll just pull a Le'veon Bell and refuse to show up to anything at all and force the team to trade me for peanuts.

Disclaimer, I do not want out of my current team. Just using it for example lol