I would never try to force my GMs to release me no matter how ridiculously awful Norfolk has been so far. That being said, if I did want to leave then there are two surefire strategies I could try.
The first would be to start planting some passive-aggressive seeds early on and slowly build to disaster. To start, I would go straight to the showers without addressing the media after a tough loss. From there, my wife would start dropping some posts on social media implying that our quarterback can’t throw for shit and is holding “more talented players” (me) back. Then I would escalate by telling the media that the team lacks leadership and is getting outplayed but would stop just short of directly naming anyone to throw under the bus. A few days after that I would openly accuse the team of giving inferior players more opportunities than me. In the case of the SeaWolves, my targets would be the two Grimmers because those assholes (they might actually be nice guys I have no idea) are keeping me from properly padding my tackle count. My final move, with everyone on the team already irritated with me, would be to start a fight with a Grimmer in practice and slander the entire team on social media afterwards.
Alternatively, I could just criticize our running back queen. That might get me blacklisted from the whole league though.
The first would be to start planting some passive-aggressive seeds early on and slowly build to disaster. To start, I would go straight to the showers without addressing the media after a tough loss. From there, my wife would start dropping some posts on social media implying that our quarterback can’t throw for shit and is holding “more talented players” (me) back. Then I would escalate by telling the media that the team lacks leadership and is getting outplayed but would stop just short of directly naming anyone to throw under the bus. A few days after that I would openly accuse the team of giving inferior players more opportunities than me. In the case of the SeaWolves, my targets would be the two Grimmers because those assholes (they might actually be nice guys I have no idea) are keeping me from properly padding my tackle count. My final move, with everyone on the team already irritated with me, would be to start a fight with a Grimmer in practice and slander the entire team on social media afterwards.
Alternatively, I could just criticize our running back queen. That might get me blacklisted from the whole league though.
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