Written Option: You are a diva and you want out. You also happen to be a crazy person. What crazy things do you do? Burn your feet, demand new helmets, go all over social media? I don’t want anyone to throw their current team under the bus, this is purely hypothetical. Write about the experience and craziness that comes with being an NSFL diva! What would you do to demand a trade or make your team realize you just aren't worth the hassle?
If I had to to force myself out of the Austin team it would be relatively simple. I would begin by asking my GM's to reinforce long snek as the official mascot of the copperheads, which they of course would never agree to because of their profound hate for the long snek despite it being the unofficial logo of the Austin Copperheads. I would then hatch a plot to make both AdamS and Jkortesi podcast rivals and through their question threads for podcasts, ask specific and timely questions in order to make them thrash eachother. This would in turn, cause the Austin civil war which we all know would not end pretty.
While all of this is going on and players like Mako Mendonca are going at the throats of Easton Cole and Grayson Kuusella is womping the life out of our feeble Kicker, Alfred Crisco. This would allow me to sneak out of the franchises HQ relatively unscathed and begin my new life as a free agent, living out my wildest dreams after no longer being shackled by the big loser dumb dumb idiot moron franchise that is the Austin Pooperheads. I'm a free man, finally and by god is it ever worth it. Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq.
If I had to to force myself out of the Austin team it would be relatively simple. I would begin by asking my GM's to reinforce long snek as the official mascot of the copperheads, which they of course would never agree to because of their profound hate for the long snek despite it being the unofficial logo of the Austin Copperheads. I would then hatch a plot to make both AdamS and Jkortesi podcast rivals and through their question threads for podcasts, ask specific and timely questions in order to make them thrash eachother. This would in turn, cause the Austin civil war which we all know would not end pretty.
While all of this is going on and players like Mako Mendonca are going at the throats of Easton Cole and Grayson Kuusella is womping the life out of our feeble Kicker, Alfred Crisco. This would allow me to sneak out of the franchises HQ relatively unscathed and begin my new life as a free agent, living out my wildest dreams after no longer being shackled by the big loser dumb dumb idiot moron franchise that is the Austin Pooperheads. I'm a free man, finally and by god is it ever worth it. Hell yeah brother, cheers from Iraq.
