(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[goodvsevil1275]

I am a record holder. Being a record holder, I think that I can make some large demands until I get traded. The record that I hold (self-proclaimed and unverified, but verified in my heart) is the longest negative catch in DSFL history with a stunning grab of -32 yards in week 9 versus the Norfolk Seawolves. While this is not an official record, I would like it to be recognized a such because it will most likely become my greatest career achievement. But for Jake Watson, this is not enough. I want to break my own record every game. In my first game, I want to make a -33 yard catch. By the end of my first season, I'll be all the way up to a -45 yard catch. I want to make sure that my name ends in the record books somehow and maybe end up being traded a few more times on the way. By the time I have a -98 yard catch, I will have to retire. Teams will do whatever they can to keep me off of their rosters so I can not cripple their chances at victory. However, one team is all it takes. I only need one team to think that I can gain 100 real receiving yards before I need my negative catch. Whoever wants to take that risk will get my finest performance of 7 catches for -24 yards before I ride off into the sunset, never to be seen again.