The Portland Pythons? Ugh. I'm so done with this team. Sure they have a great offence and an elite defense but if I have to listen to the GM, SabaDonutMan, tell me one more time that he won an Ultimini I'm going to absolutely snap my crayons. I need out of here and here's how I'm going to do it. I'll start by showing up to practice in a ballerina outfit. Sure, my legs look great in this outfit but the team management will surely think I've gone crazy. Wait...that didn't work? Saba actually liked the look of me in a too-too? Onto plan B! This time I'm going to erase Saba's TPE Claim thread. When he demands to know who did it I will gladly fess up...no way he can keep me after deleting all his hard work! ... Wait. You're telling me that he wanted a fresh start over anyways? And this time as a DB because Receivers suck? Fine. Onto my final plan. Saba LOVES White Castle. I'm going to tell him I'm going to White Castle and offer to bring him back whatever he wants. I'll actually return with McDonalds. No way he keeps me on the team after that. HELLO KANSAS CITY

