(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Mooty99]

I am crazy you say, well I would have to be crazy to leave my beloved Copperheads but I will play along. The first thing I would do is move to the airport, I want to leave right? So that is the best to do that is via the airport, I would then refuse to leave, I would barricade myself in the sunglasses hut or even better the sushi bar and when people tried to remove me I would throw Sashimi at them. Once security get involved I would try and make a break for it screaming my head off as I tear through the terminal with security on my tail. I am fast but I will eventually make a wrong turn and accidentally run the wrong way up one of those horizontal escalator things. While I am being dragged away I will be screaming that I demand a trade to the Ulaanbaatar Blander Hitters or the Leichtenstein Fanny Packs. When I am being interviewed by the police I will confess to them the real reason behind my trade demands, the Copperheads are a secretly run by blood sucking alien lizards, and they plan to take over the NSFL. Unfortunately my actions don't get me a trade, they just get me sectioned, damn alien lizards have won!

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