By far the easiest way to force my way out of Baltimore is to just start doing genuinely illegal things in the locker room and on the field. You think doing steroids is bad? Just wait til I start manufacturing so much of that stuff out of the locker room Walter White would be proud. Is that a jug of Gatorade for practice? Wrong, it’s a jug of Leaf-cola I just spiked with rum. Annoying reporter asking questions about why I’m illegally manufacturing drugs in front of everyone? RKO’d through the table.
Just picture what sort of bind Hawk management will be in when I start walking through the parking lot before games, stealing everything from tailgaters? AB’s racial slurs will look like a tea party every time Doug or nunc steps out onto the field. After my failed murder charges back in college, nothing really fazes him when it comes to the law. Illegally wiretapping the coach and sharing it on social media? The coach will go to jail. That reporter recovering from the RKO earlier? He owes ME money. And the only thing that will stop this is when I’m cut, in which I immediately announce my signing to the reigning champs (no collusion btw).
Just picture what sort of bind Hawk management will be in when I start walking through the parking lot before games, stealing everything from tailgaters? AB’s racial slurs will look like a tea party every time Doug or nunc steps out onto the field. After my failed murder charges back in college, nothing really fazes him when it comes to the law. Illegally wiretapping the coach and sharing it on social media? The coach will go to jail. That reporter recovering from the RKO earlier? He owes ME money. And the only thing that will stop this is when I’m cut, in which I immediately announce my signing to the reigning champs (no collusion btw).
