I want out! Why would I want to stay on a team that promised championships yet gets eliminated in round 1 year after year? Why do I have to play second fiddle to Thor Skaarsgard, who really isn't even that good? Why does my coach have a defensive scheme that only allows me one tackle every 4 games? This is unacceptable! I'm going to have to take some extreme measures to get out of this contract, which, by the way, is way too low! I'm deserving of much better pay elsewhere!
If I wanted to get out of the Otters organization, I would send Speculadora some really nasty messages about how Hugh Mongo is a trash receiver that nobody likes along with some violent verbal threats. Then I would go into his office to say those same words personally, climb up on his desk, pull down my pants, and look him directly in the eye as I let out a nice solid turd. Us big boys like to eat so it would definitely be a big one. Then, when all is said in done, I'd say "release me, you won't!" which will elicit a response that would grant me my freedom. This plan is flawless and I don't see how it wouldn't work! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
*note: this does not reflect my true feelings of the otters organization
If I wanted to get out of the Otters organization, I would send Speculadora some really nasty messages about how Hugh Mongo is a trash receiver that nobody likes along with some violent verbal threats. Then I would go into his office to say those same words personally, climb up on his desk, pull down my pants, and look him directly in the eye as I let out a nice solid turd. Us big boys like to eat so it would definitely be a big one. Then, when all is said in done, I'd say "release me, you won't!" which will elicit a response that would grant me my freedom. This plan is flawless and I don't see how it wouldn't work! GET ME OUT OF HERE!
*note: this does not reflect my true feelings of the otters organization
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