(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[TomHanks]

Well now normally I don’t like to make a fuss. But this time my team, the New Orleans Second Line, has just gone too darn far. They have cancelled the shrimp lunches I have guaranteed in my contract. So I need to take a break, and I feel like running. You guys thought the Raiders not being able to locate Antonio Brown was crazy, get ready for Forrest Gump to run across America again. No cell phone, no one with me, I’m taking off cuz I just feel like running. I’ll take my extension money and buy a shrimpin’ boat. That way I get to eat all the different types of shrimp I want. Josh Gordon sold used cars when he wasn’t in the league, Le’Veon Bell applied to dairy queen when he was holding out, I need a business venture of my own. Maybe I’ll sign up to be one of those astronauts. I reckon you’d have to release a player who is up in space. No real way to report to training camp when you’re stuck on the moon. Maybe I’ll try out for the United States Olympic team. I would make a pretty good long distance runner I think. I could get one of those tattoos of the Olympic rings too.