Week 9. This is absolutely ridiculous. After Wednesday's game, I'm fed up and I've had enough. I'm sick and tired of this team forcing me to throw interceptions. They're just trying to get in my head and hold me down. Clearly Reese would be an MVP on any other team. I immediately demand a trade to the San Jose Sabercats, where I will become the starting QB backed by Joliet Christ. This is a clearly better path for me. Nothing can go wrong.
Week 11. After facing both the Hawks and the Butchers on the road, we lose both games and somehow, mysteriously, without explanation, these interceptions continue to be a problem. Could it be the talented secondaries of both teams? No... This is clearly some sort of ASFC curse that continues to haunt me. The trade deadline is over, so I refer to the Sabercats owner as the snack food of his least preferred choice. He releases me. I am free to go to the ASFC, where I join the now stacked Baltimore Hawks. Nothing can go wrong.
Week 13. After successfully defeating the Otters in a close game, we somehow lose to the Second Line, my second loss to this team this season. What kind of conspiracy theory is this? Why do I have to play New Orleans twice in one season? I'm not even in the ASFC anymore. To make things worse, after the game, a homeless man pukes on me. I quit the team and fly myself home, not even taking the team's plane. I'm done with the NSFL. I apply to be part of the newly budding XSFL. They're a brand new organization that comes with no strings attached. Nothing can go wrong.
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Week 11. After facing both the Hawks and the Butchers on the road, we lose both games and somehow, mysteriously, without explanation, these interceptions continue to be a problem. Could it be the talented secondaries of both teams? No... This is clearly some sort of ASFC curse that continues to haunt me. The trade deadline is over, so I refer to the Sabercats owner as the snack food of his least preferred choice. He releases me. I am free to go to the ASFC, where I join the now stacked Baltimore Hawks. Nothing can go wrong.
Week 13. After successfully defeating the Otters in a close game, we somehow lose to the Second Line, my second loss to this team this season. What kind of conspiracy theory is this? Why do I have to play New Orleans twice in one season? I'm not even in the ASFC anymore. To make things worse, after the game, a homeless man pukes on me. I quit the team and fly myself home, not even taking the team's plane. I'm done with the NSFL. I apply to be part of the newly budding XSFL. They're a brand new organization that comes with no strings attached. Nothing can go wrong.
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