(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

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Well Verso L'Alto is very much known to be a level headed guy. In the articles written about him he has been documented as saving almost every penny he makes for retirement, going to therapy to work on his head game, and listening classical music. If there were any player in the league who would go off the rails, it wouldn't be L'Alto. But everyone does have their own suppressed motives and desires, so its not unreasonable to think that he might have a desire deep down to just go crazy. The thing is, L'Alto has been in the league long enough that he knows how to hit teams, players, and HO where it hurts. First, the first thing he would do every morning (and multiple times throughout the day) is ask his new teammate @ADwyer87 if he knew what the schedule for the season is. Then, he would rally his teammates into shouting "fuck HO" every time a HO was thought of anywhere, but especially when HO makes a reasonable and level headed decision that normal people should be able to disagree about. Then he would accuse @Sweetwater of rigging every game with an outcome that is the least bit undesirable or unforeseen. When he is finally traded away for being such a nuisance, L'Alto would intentionally forget to report the trade to the league so that the rosters will be all messed up for the next game (which he would then blame Sweetwater for and demand another resim). But, again, none of this would ever happen.