(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[TheDangaZone]

As a young CB just into the league I obviously have every reason to get the most money ever at my position so I asked out though they told me I was too valuable. They have just been playing me out of position basically every single game and I have had enough of it. I took to social media to whine and make outrageous claims about my coach and owner but so far nothing has come of it. Next I went and got as much clown makeup as I could possibly put on to act like one in front of the whole country and hopefully embarrass the franchise till they either ship me out or allow me to be a free agent and sign with actual good teams. How dare I have to work for my championships.

If these tactics do not work then I will have to resort to breaking as many laws as I can, without crossing too many lines and ending up in prison for an extended period of time. Though let's be real here, I am a celebrity so there is no way I end up in jail. I'll just get paid and be the best corner back in the league. Which I already am