(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Eco]

Load the index, navigate to the rushing stats page and sort it by touchdowns. That is a good enough reason for me to quit this horrible team. Our whole offense relies on getting the run going but our RB1, who sucks hard by the way, cannot get god damn touchdowns! He only has 1 touchdown in 9 games! Do you know who has more touchdowns than him? Joliet Christ who is a quarterback! Dan Schneider who is a SAFETY! Our very own quarterback, Corvo Havran, is tied with him! This whole situation is ridiculous, I cannot be on the same team with this "no good for anything" running back. Either we trade him away or I AM OUT! I even picked the dude for my fantasy team, IN THE FUCKING FIRST ROUND! I could have picked Canton, Reed or Gump but no I believed in my team mate. I even told other people to pick him #1 overall. What a huge disappointment. I have been busting my ass, getting sacks and forced fumbles and this dude only runs for a few yards and that is it. WE NEED TOUCHDOWNS TO WIN GAMES BUDDDY! I don't care if your average yards per carry is very good. I don't care if your total yards is amazing. I WANNA SEE TOUCHDOWNS!