(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[SabaDonutMan]

Uh, so.. There’s the fact that I'm my own gm. So for this I’m on Outlaws already, Swag.. get ready.
Obviously, as any good Diva would do I demand random stuff. Give me a suit made out of White Castle! Get me an Iphone 11 made out of White Castle! Oh Boy! What’s next, I know let's go after Swag personally. Your such a… uh… a slow sloth? Yeah, your slow and I’m super fast. Also, your so bad at… uh.. give me a second. I got it! You don’t have as many receiving yards as me. Suck on that you bad receiver. This is kind of fun. So uh Swag, guess what. I get a better discount at White Castle than you. HA, you wish you were me. In all honesty, the best thing I could do though is…. ORDER A RELOCATION. Arizona is such a smelly and disgusting state and phoenix is wayyyy too hot to play in. I hate the people, the food, and even the t-shirts. The t-shirts are so bad. That’s why we should move to *drumroll please* Austin Texas! Yes, we will kick out the inferior snakes(heard it here first, pythons are better). Well I’m bored, I’m going to White Castle.