(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Duilio05]

I would just make the life of my teammates and general managers miserable. I would start by pushing all the dry towels into the showers, so then there’d be no dry towels for people to use after practice. I would put shaving cream in everyone’s helmets. I would pee my pants everytime someone tackled me. I would cut the cords on all the TVs in the gym and locker rooms. I would paste I love Pony stickers on everyone's locker. Mail glitter bombs to my general managers. Read Dr. Seuss books at interviews. Spil all the Gatorade jugs. I would never give a reason for it either. I would just say i am exploring different kinds of zen. For the team fantasy league, i would auto draft and then drop all my players for kickers. I would call my teammates by different names. Like call Jimbo Sunny, and Sunny Jimbo. I would eat chili and cheese all week and have the worst farts possible, clog all the locker room toilets. Never join the team for happy hour at the local pub. Let my dog piss and poop on the practice field. Blair Taylor Swift everywhere around the team facilities. That is how I would sabotage a team to get them to trade me, or drop me.