(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[speculadora]

I am neither a diva nor a crazy person, so I resent the statements made by the author of this point task. However. IF, I repeat, IF, I were a crazy diva, there is no length to which I would not go to get myself out of a situation I did not want to be in. For example, one crazy thing I would do is claim that I am a psychic and can talk to ghosts. I would go all in on it, too. If anyone questioned me I would double down. I would want everyone to think I was having a complete psychotic break. It probably wouldn't even be effective but then I could maybe retire without any questions asked and start my new career as a television ghost hunter. Thereby effectively getting myself out of the situation I did not want to be in in the first place. Another thing I might try would be something like eating vaseline and crying live on Periscope, taking a page out of the Stephon Marbury playbook. That way everyone would be like wow this guy is super duper sad, we should have some sympathy for him. And then maybe I could be cut or traded or something. My teammates would probably lose all respect for me, too. So it wouldn't even matter.