(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[ADwyer87]

This is easy for me to do, because its something I just did. After signing with Orange County in the offseason, my CTE kicked in and I immediately decided that I hated it there. I went about some small ways to try and get them to trade me. First, I caused issues in practice whenever we would do running plays. I told everyone that we dont need to practice that bullshit, because we ain't gonna be fucking running, we just gonna throw to me! So I refused to go do my blocking assignments and coach had to take me out of those plays. Next I decided that I would try and cause a QB controversy. In practice I would always request for the coach to put Showbiz back at QB and take Armstrong out, which made him very confused since I always talked shit about Showbiz while he was still my QB. In interviews I would always compare him unfavorably to Showbiz, and would say he might need more seasons in the DSFL. That wasn't working, and the deadline was rapidly approaching, so I had to go to more drastic measures. I went to the GMs office, called him a scorpxcracker, and threatened to punch him in his weenus. That did the trick, and I got traded to Baltimore the next day