(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[FleshBagSoup]

I just can’t take it anymore. I won't be playing until this can be solved. Tijuana won’t give me with a lifetime supply of cornbread. Who cares about winning if you can’t have free cornbread? An ultimini doesn’t taste as good as cornbread and everyone knows that. I won’t be disrespected any longer and it is time to show them the consequences. First I will gather all the local corn farmers to help with my cause. Second on the list is to fill all of the team facilities with bread and corn to send a message. If the Luchadores can’t see the importance of my needs by now it is time to fill the gm’s vehicles with cream corn. I also think it would be a great idea to go by the name of Mr Corn Bread. Next I would buy a trebuchet and launch corn onto the field while the team held practice. I’m sure I could find some tijuana fans that love cornbread just as much as I do to write some strongly worded letters to the front office stating how important cornbread is to some people. Things better work how I want them to or the cornbread war will not stop.