From day one, I’ve been overworked and underappreciated by the Seawolves. They just don’t treat me like I deserve and I cannot stand for it any more. If they seriously want to keep me, they’ll have to meet my demands.
I’m not going to be able to play without my family there cheering me on. I’m going to need the team to provide a private jet to bring my family from New Zealand out to the games. Yes, I mean for every single game. I’m also going to need to have my jersey reprinted with the correct spelling of my last name: TƦÂÂ riki. I don’t care that there isn’t enough space on the jersey. Find a way to make it happen if you ever want me to take the field again.
I’m also going to need the league to provide a room full of puppies for me. After a hard day of practice, I need a space to pet cute dogs. With my schedule, you can’t expect me to keep my own. So get some doggos, hire some people to take care of them and make it happen.
One more thing: I can’t play for Norfolk without my lucky cleats. You can’t expect me to run the ball in just any old shoes, can you? After all, you’re not getting far without me. Too bad it looks like someone just chucked them into the harbor. So you’re gonna need to get a snorkel and go find them, or we’re gonna have a problem.
I’m not going to be able to play without my family there cheering me on. I’m going to need the team to provide a private jet to bring my family from New Zealand out to the games. Yes, I mean for every single game. I’m also going to need to have my jersey reprinted with the correct spelling of my last name: TƦÂÂ riki. I don’t care that there isn’t enough space on the jersey. Find a way to make it happen if you ever want me to take the field again.
I’m also going to need the league to provide a room full of puppies for me. After a hard day of practice, I need a space to pet cute dogs. With my schedule, you can’t expect me to keep my own. So get some doggos, hire some people to take care of them and make it happen.
One more thing: I can’t play for Norfolk without my lucky cleats. You can’t expect me to run the ball in just any old shoes, can you? After all, you’re not getting far without me. Too bad it looks like someone just chucked them into the harbor. So you’re gonna need to get a snorkel and go find them, or we’re gonna have a problem.
