(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Raven]

Written Option: You are a diva and you want out. You also happen to be a crazy person. What crazy things do you do? Burn your feet, demand new helmets, go all over social media? I don’t want anyone to throw their current team under the bus, this is purely hypothetical. Write about the experience and craziness that comes with being an NSFL diva! What would you do to demand a trade or make your team realize you just aren't worth the hassle?

Corvo Havran has totally had it with th incompetent owner of the Baltimore Hawks. Again and again Corvo and Turk Turkleton, resident kicker coach, have requested that the team looks into rebranding the team into a name that is more fitting with todays standarts. The hawks name has lost it's edge and teams dont fear the once mighty air soaring bird anymore. The players know this, the fans know this, the coach knows this, but the owner just does not want to commit the the rebrand.

Havran is a big advocate of the movement that was once started by Turk Turkleton. Turk wanted the team name to be changed to the Baltimore Giraffes and for a while leaked images came about of a logo that looked like the Baltimore one, but with a giraffe in it. These ended up being fake leaks. Now the time has come to make the actually official change and Havran will not set another foot on the field until the change has been made.

News reported have questioned Havrans sanity on the matter, but he seems headstrong and deteremed to stand by his decision. He has given the team till the end of the regular season to make the right choice or else Corvo is out of Baltimore. He will get his contract bought out and he will go onto the free agent market.