(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[dizzyDC]

Even though Austin has increased it's win percentage from LITERALLY ZERO last season, it's time for me to get the fuck out of here. I know for a fact that I would be signed within minutes of me being released from the team. I'm too damn talented to be working in these conditions. The first thing that I would do is take to social media... facebook, twitter, instagram, snapchat... fuck it, if it exists I'm gonna have an account and I'm gonna be putting the city of Austin, fans of the team, the GM, my teammates all on blast. Just make it so not a single person within 100 mile radius of the city of Austin even remotely likes me. The next thing I will do is go take a shit on the desk of the general manager. I'll be sure to put a card or something next to it that says "your's truly, Chase Jensen" just to make sure they know it was me. The final step to this process is to just stop showing up to games. Like, I won't even be on the sidelines. I will just stay home every damn game day. Fine me, I don't give a shit. If I just have to wait out my contract I will and then go sign with a contender. Like I said, I'm damn good at what I do and I deserve to be playing on a team that is going somewhere even if it means that I have to be the bad guy in the situation.