(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Nokazoa]

What kind of things would I do as a Diva? Well, Austin would never consider himself a Diva, but he can get a tad ornery at times. Now one thing Austin would do if he wanted out, would be to make the PR staff's job an ever living nightmare. Lots of passive aggressive tweets about the ineptitude of the coaching staff. Demanding that the club spring for more hotrocks during his hot stone massage. He definitely would insist that the coaching staff call him the Salt and Pepper Head Man, and stop answering to Austin, McCormick, or a combination of the two. Now, he wouldn't be missing any practices or games, because then they get off too easy. You gotta let them now how unhappy you are. Austin's talent is there. He knows it, they know it, the fans know it. So Austin has to just refuse to catch every third ball in practice, and occasionally run into the sidelines knocking over a few people in the process. Also you gotta make some vague social media posts. Maybe about politics, maybe about the earth being flat, who knows? If you can also start beef with some nobody celebrity, like a local radio commentator or a youtuber, that's a good step for sure.