If Cooter was trying to get off his team there's one surefire way he knows would be the best option to get booted out immediately. And thankfully this is something Cooter is very good at doing and has been doing for a large part of his career. Cooter would bang the GMs wife. If the GM doesn't have a wife he will settle for sister, mother, daughter, grandmother, whatever he has to work with he can make it happen. You see Cooter is well known for his antics in the bedroom and often is caught doing the dirty with the wives of other players on other teams, but for him to go after his own GMs wife would be a bit of a new adventure for him. Of course for it to work well you gotta find a way to make it semi public too. Make a video and share it with some of the other players on the team. Post pictures of her in the locker room, these kinds of things are always options but it is a bit harmful to the woman involved. Rather Cooter's idea would be to make sure the GM walked in on them in the act and hopefully have a buddy there with him, Cooter doesn't mind sharing, so that they can have a witness as well to the situation and be sure to get them both kicked off as soon as possible so the GM can do his best to keep the whole situation under wraps.
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Hank Winchester (S25 - Current) - Scrub
Angus Winchester (S1-S12) - 4x Ultimus Champ - #2 Career Sacks - Hall of Fame
Cooter Bigsby (S14-S23) - S23 Ultimus Champ - #4 Career Yards - #4 Career TDs - 2x MVP - Hall of Fame