Who wants to live in San Jose anyway am I right? They don't have nearly enough barbecue and I can't deal with it. I'm going to force my way back on the the Kansas City Coyotes. You thought I was a having a good year? That's not even close to my full potential. I can definitely reach 2000 yards receiving and get more pancakes than an IHOP. Kansas City people wore all the best clothes and listened to all the best music. Also, why am I being forced to catch balls from Christ? Sounds like an awful Youth Pastor idea for summer camp. I can't stand the GMs either. The new co-GM they just hired is trash and doesn't even have a Roblox account. What a saltine am I right? I'm getting out of this trash city and I'll slap J. Christ himself to get out of here. That's something I'll be able to put on my resume for sure. Slapped Christ to leave San Jose. I'm going back to Kansas City whether my "fans" want me to or not. "But it's not fair that a professional of your caliber is going to play in the minor league!" You want to see my true potential? That's where it's going to happen. Oh yeah, I'm also a flat earther now.
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