(S17) - PT3 - AB is crazy

[Tomasnz]

Peter is a professional. He would never stage such a biza set of stunts to get his own way in a contract negotiation or trade. However, hypothetically if he were to construct a situation where he was to do so, his target would be ownership.

Now this might not sound diva enough, but we'll get to that.

Here's the idea, owners are the only parties more fickle than the football god's, get them offside and I should be able to get myself traded or cut without too much loss of public support. Cause there is only one thing fans don't like more than a petulant player, and that's a petulant owner.

So now me in Austin, how would I leverage the owner to turf me? Going to be hard cause as a vet of the marshals I have a decent Texas fan base who they are not going to want to annoy too much.

....hmmmm. I think I can see how to do this. We're just going to demand a bigger contract. Plus a whole bunch of riders to boot. But we're going to set the contract price I accept by a fan online vote... Which is going to be manipulated in a couple of ways. Firstly all the contract bandings especially the lowest are going to be slightly higher than one would normally set. This will increase the average higher anyway. Then ofcourse I am just going to ring up some of my russian hockey mates and get them to hook me up with some fake Facebook accounts to move the voting upwards. That should give me a fan set contract price to negotiate in public with. Owners hate public negotiations.

My other trump card, is I'm a hockey goalie who is more successful in hockey than as a TE, but still good enough as a tight end to get a job .. this leaves me the options of threatening nuclear, and retiring from football to focus on my hockey career.

Not sure if the above is enough to get me traded. But I suspect more than enough to get me cut and then able to sign elsewhere.