(S17) - PT4 - Overturned

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As a proud player on the league's greatest team off all time now and forever, The Arizona Outlaws, I would like to see out unbelievable sim results re-simmed because the will forever tarnish this great season in which the team truly deserved to go undefeated. Millions of children will grow up confused as to how the Outlaws lost to the Austin Copperheads in week 2, the same Copperhead team that had never won a game before in their bleak history. Elderly will pass away, haunted by the limitless confusion they felt when the Outlaws, fresh off a six game winning streak versus the leagues best teams, lost to the 1 win New Orleans second Line. The massive stone monuments to the Outlaws that will one day dot the land from coast to coast in this great nation, will forever be silently marred by the stunning loss to the hapless Colorado Yeti franchise as the Outlaws were on the verge of clinching home field advantage for their inevitable Ultimus trophy post season run.

So yes, I think we can all agree that the travesty of losing three games to the basement dwellers of the league is a national crisis and the league must step in to over turn those results and resim the games for posterity's sake. Its the only way to correct the course that just might send this national down a path to its ultimate, untimely destruction. Also, make sure Jammerson Irving has dope stats in those games that will be resimmed. Sweet Thanks HO!