09-25-2019, 05:41 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-28-2019, 11:09 PM by White Cornerback.)
CHOOSE 4 TASKS, EACH WILL BE REWARDED 2.5 TPE FOR COMPLETION FOR A MAXIMUM OF 10 TPE
Some of these tasks are the same as last season, and some are new, let me know if you have any ideas for future tasks!
Rules:
1) Written tasks must be at least 200 words (No exceptions and no partial credit, not that hard to get to 200 words).
8) Draft Focus
Written: What areas of your team has the biggest holes that you are hoping get filled in the upcoming gigantic S18 draft? What round are you hoping it’s filled?
Graphics: Create a graphic showing the holes in your team and what rounds they need to target those replacements.
In terms of Austin's draft needs heading into the S18 Draft. I think realisitically you have to look at the WR spot. Currently the receiver corps are led by the S12 Django who has just a year left before his 770 tpe self hits regression. By that point the currently 622 tpe, S15 receiving Rod Tidwell will take over. Realistically you'd like a third wide receiver plucked from the S18 Draft that would sit in the #2 spot with Django @ the 3 when he's in regression.
You could pick up a second TE but it's not really a need. Wizardry (1097,S12), Kuusela (559, S12) and Henry (218, S14) currently make up the new look Copperheads defensive line. After S18, Wizardry and Kuusela will be in their first year of regression and ignoring the fact that they literally need atleast one more DE/DT to start a front four. Austin has to pick up a defensive linemen this draft, preferably an active.
S14, 512 tpe Bakshi & S17 306 tpe Honda Edmond are the Copperheads sole linebackers and that needs to change. While it will be a considerable while before Bakshi hits regression (3 seasons), Austin definetly needs to snag another linebacker to complete their three, especially since A.J. Robertson is now a free agent meaning there's just two linebackers on their roster.
9) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
Graphic: Create a graphic of a player showing maybe they are overrated with statistical back up, or a statistical prediction of what they will do in the game.
Heading into the S17 playoffs, yep you guessed it. The Austin Copperheads watched the playoffs eagerly awaiting the absolute collapse of the Chicago Butchers. Of course the player we focused on was none other than the captain of the Butchers, Rose Jenkins, the QB.
It didn't take her long to struggle either. She struggled early and often and finished the game with an absolutely pathetic 18/37 for passes for 186 yards , 1 interception and zero touchdowns. The Butchers got absolutely smashed apart 40-6 to the dominant Baltimore Hawks.
Now I bet you''re wondering to yourself, why are we hating on Rose? Why does Jenkins get all the hate? Is it because she's a women? No of course not. We wanted her to lose because we hate the Chicago Butchers with a passion and she is the natural leader of the team so our hate is centered solely around her. It is nothing personal , Jenkins but it's easily the easiest person to hate on any major sports team. WE HATE YOU ROSE JENKINS AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS, WE HOPE YOU DRAG THIS FRANCHISE DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN. YOU STRUGGLED MIGHTILY IN THE PLAYOFFS AND THAT IS CLEARLY JUST A LITTLE SIGN OF WHAT TRULY IS TO COME NEXT, ENJOY YOUR MEDIOCRITY WHILE IT LASTS BECAUSE IT GETS EVEN WORSE FROM S18 ONWARDS.
10) Rivalries
Written: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
Graphic: Show a statistical representation of why said team is overrated.
The Chicago Butchers are the Copperheads obvious rivalry being that we both entered the league in the same season. Chicago took a quicker and incredibly dumb route of trading the house in order to compete early. So they took all the highest TPE players in the expansion draft regardless of age, traded their picks for current stars. They basically yeti'd themselves but worse. Now most of their players are in heavy regression and not one but two knucklehead GM's stepped down basically cucking the franchise because Jiggly is now their GM. In his first act as general manager he makes arguably the worst trade in NSFL history (definetly top 3) trading for a running back who is three years in regression and will be barely 500tpe this offseason.
They traded their stud RB in Torenson who's 600 tpe and just finishing his second season in the NSFL. An incredibly poor trade.
I think why the reason we want them to lose and fail goes much deeper, mostly because of the arrogance shown by the original GM's asif they knew what they were doing before they fell flat on their faces and put the franchise up shits creek without a paddle. That is the reason we want Chicago to fail now and forever.
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving.
Graphic: Explain with a graphic why your team was better than a playoff team.
So let's tie this down at the mast. The Austin Copperheads were robbed by more than the sim. It was a collective robbery masterminded by Head Office. Nah but in all reality we got absolutely cucked by whoever it was didn't update our team or said they did and lied about doing it at all. For any of you that aren't aware. What happened with week 1 was that whoever our updated was absolutely bumfucked the life out of our entire team by lying asif they had actually updated us when they didn't. We then entered week 1 way down TPE wise and got molested. Head Office noticed the issue through prompting and then re-simmed with us yeeting NOLA back the Legion days. Then it turned out that alot of teams were fucked but (none anywhere near the level of Austin by any exxageration) so they in the end decided to double fuck us by keeping the sim 1 results and deleting our first victory in franchise history.
Now this was one of the rare times where the sim didn't directly fuck us, but it did fuck us by extension because had it been designed that updating players could be quicker and through csv then whoever the fuck failed to do their job would've been sussed out before game 1 sims.
As a result the Austin Copperheads finished 5-8, had they won they would've been 6-7 which is tied with the San Jose Sabercats. Now prior to this I was going to research how the tiebreakers were but I couldn't be fucked and this fits my agenda because Austin was 1000% fucked by the sim thank you.
Some of these tasks are the same as last season, and some are new, let me know if you have any ideas for future tasks!
Rules:
1) Written tasks must be at least 200 words (No exceptions and no partial credit, not that hard to get to 200 words).
8) Draft Focus
Written: What areas of your team has the biggest holes that you are hoping get filled in the upcoming gigantic S18 draft? What round are you hoping it’s filled?
Graphics: Create a graphic showing the holes in your team and what rounds they need to target those replacements.
In terms of Austin's draft needs heading into the S18 Draft. I think realisitically you have to look at the WR spot. Currently the receiver corps are led by the S12 Django who has just a year left before his 770 tpe self hits regression. By that point the currently 622 tpe, S15 receiving Rod Tidwell will take over. Realistically you'd like a third wide receiver plucked from the S18 Draft that would sit in the #2 spot with Django @ the 3 when he's in regression.
You could pick up a second TE but it's not really a need. Wizardry (1097,S12), Kuusela (559, S12) and Henry (218, S14) currently make up the new look Copperheads defensive line. After S18, Wizardry and Kuusela will be in their first year of regression and ignoring the fact that they literally need atleast one more DE/DT to start a front four. Austin has to pick up a defensive linemen this draft, preferably an active.
S14, 512 tpe Bakshi & S17 306 tpe Honda Edmond are the Copperheads sole linebackers and that needs to change. While it will be a considerable while before Bakshi hits regression (3 seasons), Austin definetly needs to snag another linebacker to complete their three, especially since A.J. Robertson is now a free agent meaning there's just two linebackers on their roster.
9) Enemies
Written: Not everyone loves each other, write 200 words on an opposing player or player in this year's playoffs about how they will struggle, why do you want them to lose? (Don't be too mean).
Graphic: Create a graphic of a player showing maybe they are overrated with statistical back up, or a statistical prediction of what they will do in the game.
Heading into the S17 playoffs, yep you guessed it. The Austin Copperheads watched the playoffs eagerly awaiting the absolute collapse of the Chicago Butchers. Of course the player we focused on was none other than the captain of the Butchers, Rose Jenkins, the QB.
It didn't take her long to struggle either. She struggled early and often and finished the game with an absolutely pathetic 18/37 for passes for 186 yards , 1 interception and zero touchdowns. The Butchers got absolutely smashed apart 40-6 to the dominant Baltimore Hawks.
Now I bet you''re wondering to yourself, why are we hating on Rose? Why does Jenkins get all the hate? Is it because she's a women? No of course not. We wanted her to lose because we hate the Chicago Butchers with a passion and she is the natural leader of the team so our hate is centered solely around her. It is nothing personal , Jenkins but it's easily the easiest person to hate on any major sports team. WE HATE YOU ROSE JENKINS AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THIS, WE HOPE YOU DRAG THIS FRANCHISE DOWN TO THE DEPTHS OF THE OCEAN. YOU STRUGGLED MIGHTILY IN THE PLAYOFFS AND THAT IS CLEARLY JUST A LITTLE SIGN OF WHAT TRULY IS TO COME NEXT, ENJOY YOUR MEDIOCRITY WHILE IT LASTS BECAUSE IT GETS EVEN WORSE FROM S18 ONWARDS.
10) Rivalries
Written: Write about another team and why they are overrated and why you want them to lose.
Graphic: Show a statistical representation of why said team is overrated.
The Chicago Butchers are the Copperheads obvious rivalry being that we both entered the league in the same season. Chicago took a quicker and incredibly dumb route of trading the house in order to compete early. So they took all the highest TPE players in the expansion draft regardless of age, traded their picks for current stars. They basically yeti'd themselves but worse. Now most of their players are in heavy regression and not one but two knucklehead GM's stepped down basically cucking the franchise because Jiggly is now their GM. In his first act as general manager he makes arguably the worst trade in NSFL history (definetly top 3) trading for a running back who is three years in regression and will be barely 500tpe this offseason.
They traded their stud RB in Torenson who's 600 tpe and just finishing his second season in the NSFL. An incredibly poor trade.
I think why the reason we want them to lose and fail goes much deeper, mostly because of the arrogance shown by the original GM's asif they knew what they were doing before they fell flat on their faces and put the franchise up shits creek without a paddle. That is the reason we want Chicago to fail now and forever.
17) Robbed
Written: Write about why your team was robbed from making the Playoffs, how did the sim screw you and why were you more deserving.
Graphic: Explain with a graphic why your team was better than a playoff team.
So let's tie this down at the mast. The Austin Copperheads were robbed by more than the sim. It was a collective robbery masterminded by Head Office. Nah but in all reality we got absolutely cucked by whoever it was didn't update our team or said they did and lied about doing it at all. For any of you that aren't aware. What happened with week 1 was that whoever our updated was absolutely bumfucked the life out of our entire team by lying asif they had actually updated us when they didn't. We then entered week 1 way down TPE wise and got molested. Head Office noticed the issue through prompting and then re-simmed with us yeeting NOLA back the Legion days. Then it turned out that alot of teams were fucked but (none anywhere near the level of Austin by any exxageration) so they in the end decided to double fuck us by keeping the sim 1 results and deleting our first victory in franchise history.
Now this was one of the rare times where the sim didn't directly fuck us, but it did fuck us by extension because had it been designed that updating players could be quicker and through csv then whoever the fuck failed to do their job would've been sussed out before game 1 sims.
As a result the Austin Copperheads finished 5-8, had they won they would've been 6-7 which is tied with the San Jose Sabercats. Now prior to this I was going to research how the tiebreakers were but I couldn't be fucked and this fits my agenda because Austin was 1000% fucked by the sim thank you.
