(S18) - PT3 - Halloween

[Modern_Duke]

Louisiana Purchase was never really into Halloween. Most likely this is related to never having good costumes as a child. He distinctly remembered one Halloween when he was 11 or 12 when he was planning to just use the same cheap generic mask and thin black cloak that he wore the prior year. However, he couldn't even find the mask so he just went to school that day, and trick or treating that night as, well, a kid wearing a cheap cloak from Party City. It's not a matter of being entire against the holiday. Purchase likes candy as much as anyone, and is something of a fan of horror movies (later versions of his uninspired annual costumes included several consecutive years of just wearing a Scream mask). He just never got into it. The kind of guy who stops answering his door for treat or treaters at 8:00 so he can the rest of the candy for himself.

So when he was invited to the Yeti's team halloween party, he had to decide what to do. He thought long and hard and came to the sudden conclusion. "Hey, I take pride in my job of making opposing quarterbacks feel afraid to throw the ball in my direction. I'm always trying to be terrifying on the field. For Halloween I'm just going to dress as myself!" Then he realized how incredibly lame that was and quickly just picked up a cheap Pennywise mask from Party City.